Late Night Lit With Ruby

[Johnny Mayberry]

Johnny, Marie Calendar's Potato Cheese Soup? I'm so in.

Blech. Homemade soup, exclusively. I can move in as your personal chef, or you can have Marie's, but mine has 4 different kinds of pepper, and bacon, dammit!

 

[Nora]

Okay, you can't come live with me if you whine like that. I've got two whiners already and that's more than enough.

Buck up and start packing, sugarplum.

T.H., we get the rodeo here every year. *trying to waggle eyebrow like Nora*

*bucks up*

I only whine once or twice a day.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Are you still awake?

Still sneazing?

Take anything besides anti-histamine?

Need a foot massage?

Calf?

Thigh?

Y?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

T.H., we get the rodeo here every year.

*sigh* sounds like a bull pen I'd like to play in...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Blech. Homemade soup, exclusively. I can move in as your personal chef, or you can have Marie's, but mine has 4 different kinds of pepper, and bacon, dammit!

Hmmm.....wondering now if Johnny might be a better cook than Nora.

That sounds damn yummy to me, Johnny. Can you freeze some and send it overnight?

Mike, the histamines (nasty fuckers) are backing off now, but can I still have a foot massage?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Jeez, mailing soup...sounds like such a bad idea, you know? I might be convinced to share the recipe though...

 

[Nora]

Hmmm.....wondering now if Johnny might be a better cook than Nora.

Take that back, bitch.

 

[seXieleXie]

why can't i get any sweet sweet lovin'?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Nora, dear, you know I would never try to replace you in the bedroom...and you could never replace me in the kitchen. I'll take care of her tummy, you work on that lovely spot a few inches lower, ok?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Nora, dear, you know I would never try to replace you in the bedroom...and you could never replace me in the kitchen. I'll take care of her tummy, you work on that lovely spot a few inches lower, ok?

Oh Nora, can we keep him? Please?

Sweet, sweet, Lexie. How are you?

 

[aly*]

Why aren't I in the bathtub?
Wanna take a bubble bath with me?

I'm a lil drunk, btw.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Aly!

Oh man, doesn't a bubble bath for two sound just perfect right now. *sigh*

How are you sweetie? Besides a wee bit drunk that is. ;-)

 

[seXieleXie]

well, i'm still breathing ruby so today is a good day. how about yourself?

 

[Nora]

Nora, dear, you know I would never try to replace you in the bedroom...and you could never replace me in the kitchen. I'll take care of her tummy, you work on that lovely spot a few inches lower, ok?

grrrrr

 

[seXieleXie]

nah, i'm sure nora is a better cook. potato soup isn't hard to make even i can make it

 

[Rubyfruit]

well, i'm still breathing ruby so today is a good day. how about yourself?

I'm always thankful for breath.

*muah*

Nighty, night all.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I'm gonna stop antagonizing you, Nora...