Last Will and Testament

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I have made a lot of friends here at Lit and I have decided to leave them each a little something in my will. This is a start and there will be more to come....please feel free to will your nearest and dearest something here too...





To Slick- His own personalized set of kneepads to worship at Cookie's altar

Also my boxed set of Barry Manilow CD's

 

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To middlestump- A lifetime supply of sugar-free sugar cookies in a special "Cookie Collector Case"

Also my old 45 of Louie, Louie by The Kingsmen

 

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To Rosy- My first edition of "101 Ways To Make It On A Rolling Ladder"

My vibrator with the chain saw motor

 

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To Bear- The pole from the strip club-unwashed

The phone numbers of every stripper at the club

 

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To barn- My collection of nude pics of Ethel Merman

The book "Living in Harmony With an Orange Kanga"

 

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To WP- My old silver pasties from the strip club

The cum-stained sheets her and barn left in CCC

 

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To Silky- Her own gold-plated ear trumpet

My John Holmes boxed set

 

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To All by myself- A book called "Plutonic Relationships" (don't ask)

A subscription to "Pussies 'R Us" ...the new magazine for the in-the-know pervert

 

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To Toni- AA's bronzed jock strap from his old college days

My Beavis & Butthead collection (that Butthead is a stud)

 

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To good4u2- The back seat of the 1989 Dodge Charger I lost my virginity on.

A subscription to "Condom of the Month" club.

 

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To Bannor- My entire set of flannel underwear.

Bill Clinton's new book "The Ins and Outs of Cigars - What Does Your Intern Like?"

 

[biggbear8]

TO COOKIE

im leaving all my poems and stories i know shes read them all but someday maybe they well be worth something

and also my stripper gstring lol we did have fun didnt we

 

[silkynsmooth]

pssttt cookie - do i have to wait till you die??? Would like that boxed set sooner...heheheheh

 

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pssttt cookie - do i have to wait till you die??? Would like that boxed set sooner...heheheheh

Sorry Silky, no can do but you can come salivate...I mean watch with me...

 

[barn888]

To barn- My collection of nude pics of Ethel Merman

The book "Living in Harmony With an Orange Kanga"

I never plan to live in harmony with that damned Kangaroo! The pics of Ethel I'll take! Got any of Ethel Mertz?

 

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I never plan to live in harmony with that damned Kangaroo! The pics of Ethel I'll take! Got any of Ethel Mertz?

No...will Fred do????

 

[barn888]

No...will Fred do????

HAHAHAHA! No honey, I wanted Ethel. Thanks anyway.

 

[omahaman2]

to jenny,
everything i own
and everything i will ever own
she made my life worth living
when she came into my life
and our
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[omahaman2]

to the tubbers
all my thanks
for all the support
jenny and I got
as our relationship
grew

 

[Whispered_Promises]

roflmao....

Cookie.....you are sooooo dead !!! (which makes this will all the more interesting).....hmmmm.....

To Cookie....I leave my fur-lined hand and ankle cuffs

and my journal of all my exploits ! ( diagrams included ! )

 

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Re: roflmao....

Cookie.....you are sooooo dead !!! (which makes this will all the more interesting).....hmmmm.....

To Cookie....I leave my fur-lined hand and ankle cuffs

and my journal of all my exploits ! ( diagrams included ! )

I will cherish them forever....can I peek at your exploits...I need pointers!!

 

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To Hook- All the Viagra he needs(and that's a lot)

The book "Pimping for Dummies"....

 

[barn888]

To Cookie:

All my videotapes of me and WP making messes in Cookie's Conversation Corner!

 

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To Cookie:

All my videotapes of me and WP making messes in Cookie's Conversation Corner!

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!! I never siged the release on those !

 

[barn888]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!! I never siged the release on those !

I thought you would'nt mind since it was Cookie! lol.