Last thing you were given......

[PattiJolene]

money....my allowance

 

[PattiJolene]

A very sexy vision.

 

[LikeableMe]

A card and gift card

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

A virgin bride

 

[Lonelywife1205]

A sample of strawberry preserves on toast at Costco.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

A very sweet and kind compliment.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Cat treat samples at the farmers market.

 

[MedicalMuse]

A bottle of cheap but delicious wine and a hamburger on a carb free bun.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

A friend bought me dinner last night.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

A hug from my dad.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Herpes.

Just kidding. Pizza.

Pizza is delish. We could have pizza. And wine. And sex. *

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A snotty Kleenex from a kid..

 

[WishesforRome]

Mug of hot tea

 

[jaF0]

The finger.

 

[Cymru9696]

the once over

 

[beachbaby179]

Flowers. No reason at all.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

A wad of bills on my nightstand.... just kidding. A kiss goodbye.

 

[Mattentive]

^ Ha. Sweet.


A PM telling off. What did I get myself into. I'm only here to make silly jokes.

 

[vibes]

a renewal

 

[Lonelywife1205]

A raw deal

 

[Suntimefuntime]

Pile of paperwork.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

A wad of bills on my nightstand.... just kidding. A kiss goodbye.

please tell me they weren't all ones...

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

the last thing I was given was an opportunity to pick up a "bad attitude"...

 

[PattiJolene]

Coffee....yum yum yum!!!!

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

IHOP parking lot beej.