Last night, I saved my pubes!

SpiceCake

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I just couldn't do it!

I could hear their tiny little voices screams at me - please don't abandon us and flush us down the drain. And please, for god's sake, don't disintegrate us with Nair!:eek:

If you have to do it, use the wax so at least you scream in unmentional pain while you slowly smoother us to death with hot wax! :mad:

I just couldn't do it!

could't resist :D
 
Well Spicy when you do decide to part with the pubes be sure to save the clippings for CV, he is a Pube Clipping Collector! :D
 
marksgirl said:
Well Spicy when you do decide to part with the pubes be sure to save the clippings for CV, he is a Pube Clipping Collector! :D

Oh - I see! :eek: Will do and thanks for the tip! ;)

But those voices.......:(

:rose:
 
SpiceCake said:
Oh - I see! :eek: Will do and thanks for the tip! ;)

But those voices.......:(

:rose:

I know all about those voices! *nodding head*
 
HeavyStick said:
Are you gonna make a "potpourri" from your clippings?

Nope - cause I just could not do it, HS!

But if I could, I would add some pine needles, porcupine quills, and grass clippings. I'd place it by the bathroom sink, too! :D
 
Hehehe... voices...

But, I understand the fear... the first time I finally relented and let my Top do it (he was letting it be my decision), he did it on our wedding night. Now, having never done this before... I didn't know about the irritation that would happen if I didn't put the creams and stuff on after...

Imagine walking around all during the honeymoon with an irritated pussy... ohhhhh it was awful!

But, it's so worth it (especially if you do it correctly!!)... I could never last without being smooth now.

~lissy:rose:
 
SpiceCake said:
One who is in the know! ;) The voices told me to say that! :p

Great stories everyone! This is damn fun! :cool:

Sometimes those darn voices get me into trouble ! *lol* ;)
 
marksgirl said:
Sometimes those darn voices get me into trouble ! *lol* ;)

I so know what you mean! :rolleyes: Like the day they told me to pluck my eyebrows because an eye pencil would look much more nautral! Fuck - I'm still recovering! :(

And then there is the day the encouraed me to cut a hole in the crotch of my best gym shorts! That hurt in more ways than one! :eek:

:kiss:
 
SpiceCake said:
I so know what you mean! :rolleyes: Like the day they told me to pluck my eyebrows because an eye pencil would look much more nautral! Fuck - I'm still recovering! :(

And then there is the day the encouraed me to cut a hole in the crotch of my best gym shorts! That hurt in more ways than one! :eek:

:kiss:

ROTFFLMAO!!!

Just never listen to the voice that tells you to run after your husband to pinch him on the ass....tripped over kids toy and broke my ankle.......OUCH!!! That one hurt in more than one way too!
 
marksgirl said:
ROTFFLMAO!!!

Just never listen to the voice that tells you to run after your husband to pinch him on the ass....tripped over kids toy and broke my ankle.......OUCH!!! That one hurt in more than one way too!

Note to self: If I ever get husband - don't chase him for a quick pinch. Causes broken ankle! Owwie!

I used to think those voices were God, but then that would mean God has a sense of humor and I have been told this is not true by an entirely different set of voices.

*manical laugh* :D
 
SpiceCake said:
Note to self: If I ever get husband - don't chase him for a quick pinch. Causes broken ankle! Owwie!

I used to think those voices were God, but then that would mean God has a sense of humor and I have been told this is not true by an entirely different set of voices.

*manical laugh* :D

Actually I do believe God has a sense of humor.....*LOL* I seen and heard some pretty wild stuff in my day.
 
marksgirl said:
Actually I do believe God has a sense of humor.....*LOL* I seen and heard some pretty wild stuff in my day.

So the voices can be WRONG? :nana:

Damn, then it' s okay to put a plastic spoon in yonder electrical outlet? :p
 
SpiceCake said:
So the voices can be WRONG? :nana:

Damn, then it' s okay to put a plastic spoon in yonder electrical outlet? :p

I wouldn't go that far dear! *lol* Don't trust the voices, don't trust the voices!!!!


Bel...if I where to wax this bush of mine I'd have to be on mind altering drugs....I have dark corse hair....I'll stick to shaving thank you! *lol*
 
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