Last day on Lit.....

[unskilled]

Re: Touche, unskilled!

That's a clever response. In 7th grade that kind of biting sarcasm earned me many plaudits.

*smiles, knowing you really are a monosyllabic dolt*

*thinks to self - now unskilled has to look up 'monosyllabic' - very unfair and I should be really be ashamed*

"dolt"

ah, your foreign, huh? well, my 'ignorance' would shine through if you knew where I was from.. (USA).. (New York).. you dumbass..

and no, I don't like you.. so, don't think I'm gonna reform or change the way I am here. notice yesterday.. I was on that girl for an entire day.. I got all the time in the world.. do you?

 

[hogjack]

unskilled, please check your coma status

toosha? where did you learn to speak.. you fuckin alien'..

*seperates fingers*

take me to your leader.. so I can have him incinerate you.. clown'

Once again, dunderhead, the use of the word 'fuck' as an adverb and adjective seems to be about as good as your witty wordplay gets. Sadly, you have a 3X5 listing every iteration of the word 'fuck' you can think of (or have more than likely borrowed or seen somewhere else in print)

I feel like Don Rickles verbally taking on someone in a coma.

 

[unskilled]

Re: unskilled, please check your coma status

Once again, dunderhead, the use of the word 'fuck' as an adverb and adjective seems to be about as good as your witty wordplay gets. Sadly, you have a 3X5 listing every iteration of the word 'fuck' you can think of (or have more than likely borrowed or seen somewhere else in print)

I feel like Don Rickles verbally taking on someone in a coma.

could you plz speak fucking english.. instead of trying to sound intelligent with your english teacher rants'.. you god damn reject

 

[hogjack]

Gasp, it's in New York!

"dolt"

ah, your foreign, huh? well, my 'ignorance' would shine through if you knew where I was from.. (USA).. (New York).. you dumbass..

and no, I don't like you.. so, don't think I'm gonna reform or change the way I am here. notice yesterday.. I was on that girl for an entire day.. I got all the time in the world.. do you?

"Ah, your foreign, huh?" Unskilled, I think you want to write, "Ah, you're foreign, huh?" 'Your' is an adjective, 'you're' is a contraction. Damn, now you must look that up, too.

"Dumbass" - you've read a lot of Shakespeare, I can tell. Using these slings borrowed from The Bard is quite impressive.

I am not asking you to reform. I'm just trying to see if you have a cogent thought. This could take awhile and I might need some assistance.

You are in New York? The New York located in the USA?! WOW! That's quite remarkable. It must have taken years to add that to your resume. Just tell us all how you managed to get in there. I mean the requirements are quite frankly intimidating for most of us. I was rejected three times even after I passed the 'New York City Entrance Exam'.

 

[unskilled]

"borrowed from The Bard"

once again, another 'I think I'm intellectual' rant...

once again, shut the fuck up. nuff said

 

[hogjack]

unskilled's daily reminder notebook

could you plz speak fucking english.. instead of trying to sound intelligent with your english teacher rants'.. you god damn reject

Sorry.

You'll want to spell "english" with a capital "E" when refering to the language. That's a point of future reference for you, unskilled. Please make a notation on this in that little notebook you scribble reminders scch as:

- Shave
- Eat
- Prank phone call to neighbors
- Get liberry card

 

[unskilled]

once again, english scholar.. who gives a fuck. either way.. you have taken that girls place from yesterday.. and today, you have begun the bitch'...

 

[hogjack]

Please, teach us, unskilled

"borrowed from The Bard"

once again, another 'I think I'm intellectual' rant...

once again, shut the fuck up. nuff said

You almost got away with TWO sentences in a row without using the word 'fuck'. People underestimate you.

Also, you must mean the 'I think I'm AN intellectual' rant. No, I'm no intellectual. Of course, compared to one as profound as you I humbly bow my head.

unskilled, please, please teach us your ways.
- How do you type with your head buried so far into the nether regions?
- What's it like to live in NEW YORK? Whenever I'm there I just stare up at all the tall buildings, my mouth agape. To think you walk around there EVERY DAY just boggles the minds of we lesser skilled folks.

 

[unskilled]

hey foreigner..

dun speak to me like you think you have a clue. your one of the tea sippin pussies that I eat for breakfast here in NY..

now shut up. you have been my bitch for the past hour now

 

[hogjack]

I AM IT?

once again, english scholar.. who gives a fuck. either way.. you have taken that girls place from yesterday.. and today, you have begun the bitch'...

It's me? I'm your Chosen One? And you didn't have to pay me any money for my companionship - this must be such a different experience, unskilled.

Please, tell me to "shut the fuck up" again. I love it when you take control!

 

[unskilled]

your about 1 cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven

 

[hogjack]

Only one hour?

hey foreigner..

dun speak to me like you think you have a clue. your one of the tea sippin pussies that I eat for breakfast here in NY..

now shut up. you have been my bitch for the past hour now

That's it? You toss me to the side after 60 minutes of mind-blowing discussion. But, but... you said we could have the world if we wanted. It was ours to enjoy and toy with.

And now I'm thrown aside like the pile of tissues near your bed.
Question to unskilled: When your mother picks those tissues up is she still buying the 'I've still got bad cold, ma." explanation?

 

[unskilled]

dun speak of my family.. foreigner

 

[Guest]

 

[unskilled]

Ummmm IM blonde!

lol want a cookie?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Wow. People are PMing me over this and I don't get it.

This is the way things work here.

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[unskilled]

<~ hasn't broken a rule. just, noting by freedom of speech

thanks mod/admin

 

[Guest]

 

[unskilled]

Emerald..

you give head?

 

[Guest]

 

[unskilled]

Emerald..

I Love You :-D

*Muah*

 

[Belilica]

Vixen..

your face reminds me of a witch in natural form. what's up with that chin? christ..

shut your mouth..

Alrighty, unskilled, listen...

it's one thing to challenge someone's opinion or a commment, but not only is it rude to base a response on someone's physical appearance. I happen to think vix is really pretty. Just because you don't, doesn't mean that she insn's smart, that she doesn't matter. I think that basing your response on how she looks is just merely a reflection of your little mind.... you have nothing truly intelligent to say here, so why don't you keep your mouth shut? If you want to know what a real witch looks like, perhaps you should look at my AV.... after all, wiccans are considered witches. Now, before you go hitting that "reply" or "quote" button, make sure it's something intelligent and well thought out... we have no need for people spouting shit here.

 

[unskilled]

oh jesus..

is this the part where you say your gonna do a hex to me? lol.. shut the hell up

 

[Belilica]

No, not going to hex you, I have no desire to be fucked karmically just for dealing with a shit disturber like you. You'll get yours, and it wont be because of me.

 

[unskilled]

karmically? lol

put away the Blair Witch movies.. I think it's disturbing your goth lil mind lol