Lasher

[Sammyjo]

Adoratrice:
"HUH?"
It's a long, long, stupid story.

It is? Ah, but you're safe. Even the snake wouldn't rob the cradle to get at a young virgin.

He wouldn't? I would Especially a nice one like Never...ahem...sorry

*hugs to Cheyenne* I know what you are going through girl, I've sort of been there myself.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I am so out of this soap we call "As the Lit Turns". I have no idea who M_____ M_______ is, what he's talking about, or why it's causing anyone a nanosecond of distress. Color me clueless.

Listen Lasher I don't like what I see,
All I ask is that you listen to me,
And please remember I've been your right hand man, all along,
But you have set them all on fire,
They think they've found the new messiah,
And they'll crush you when they find they're wrong...

 

[Rachel Picabia]

What's the buzz, tell me what's a-happenin'?

The only name I can think of that fits the crossword goes a bit like this:

MAG_ _ MER_ _ _

but he didn't really seem the trollish type. More of a wizard really. Am I completely wrong?

 

[Never]

Yes Dave, I'd like to solve the puzzle. *ahem*
Magic Merlin.

*Watches Vana White eagerly*

 

[DriveSouth]

Who the hell is Lasher and where the hell has he gone and why the hell did he leave? Sure seems to be the rage as far as topics go around here lately.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Try not to get worried
Try not to turn on to
Threads that upset you

Don't you know everything's alright
Yes, everything's fine
And we want Lasher to sleep well tonight.
Let the board post without him tonight
If we try, we'll get by
So forget all about Lasher tonight

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Drive South...

Lasher was this fictional pit bull terrier that a few of the board regulars got together and invented when the nights were long drawn out, in the good old days. Kinda like one of those bogieman stories at summer camp. We had to make our own entertainment in those days, you know.

It's all different now, of course. Can't keep up with you young uns with your BANG-BANG-BANG!! pop music and your weird hairstyles.

 

[Cheyenne]

Yes Dave, I'd like to solve the puzzle. *ahem*
Magic Merlin.

*Watches Vana White eagerly*

Vana White says you have solved the puzzle. Magic Merlin it is.

 

[Guest]

But who knows for sure Magic Merlin is a he? Has anybody really seen the baloney?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Thank you Nicole. I checked it out and I like it. I had no idea that was what the little devil was up too.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Yes Dave, I'd like to solve the puzzle. *ahem*
Magic Merlin.

*Watches Vana White eagerly*

Vana White says you have solved the puzzle. Magic Merlin it is.

Shit fire and save matches.

I never would have thought him the type.

Damn...just damn.

Cheyenne if this guy is the snake you say he is, he certianly doesn't deserve someone as great as you. In fact...we should all get together and beat his ass.

I know, let's make a list. Who would you like to beat MM's ass with?

Cheyenne...you are on it. Rosie for some good sex talk. Nicole so I can hear the accent. Muffy-stuff cause she can kick the ass whilst we weaker women talk. Madame Pandora cause she cracks me up! Who else? Oh damn, anyone who wants to get a punch in. Angelique cause she is my hottie

 

[Cheyenne]

Thank you Nicole. I checked it out and I like it. I had no idea that was what the little devil was up too.

Please tell me you're referring to Lasher's new site. Yes, it is doing well and a great place to visit.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Yes that's what I was talking about.....

I would really love to know what you think I was talking about though????

 

[Cheyenne]

I would really love to know what you think I was talking about though????

Sorry, most of Nicole's post was about Magic Merlin and I didn't want to hear you had gotten mixed up with him somehow.

 

[Guest]

Hello! How do you know Magic Merlin is a he? Because "he" said "he" was?

 

[Cheyenne]

Cheyenne if this guy is the snake you say he is, he certianly doesn't deserve someone as great as you. In fact...we should all get together and beat his ass.

Thanks, SS. But I never wanted to start a war. I'm just not really a violent person at heart, despite my signature line. I'll pass on the ass beating for him, but do appreciate the offer.

 

[Cheyenne]

Hello! How do you know Magic Merlin is a he? Because "he" said "he" was?

You'll have to trust me on that. I know.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Nah I figured out she was talking about Lasher at that point.

And I don't know if "he" is a "he" or a "she" why do you know baloney?

 

[Angelique]

Hello! How do you know Magic Merlin is a he? Because "he" said "he" was?

Do you not realize that often times, unregistered posts like yours get ignored?

Shit fire and save matches.

I never would have thought him the type.

Damn...just damn.

Cheyenne if this guy is the snake you say he is, he certianly doesn't deserve someone as great as you. In fact...we should all get together and beat his ass.

I know, let's make a list. Who would you like to beat MM's ass with?

Cheyenne...you are on it. Rosie for some good sex talk. Nicole so I can hear the accent. Muffy-stuff cause she can kick the ass whilst we weaker women talk. Madame Pandora cause she cracks me up! Who else? Oh damn, anyone who wants to get a punch in. Angelique cause she is my hottie

Oh baby! SS, you didn't forget about your little hottie, huh? *smooch*

As for MM, well, my philosophy is "what goes around comes around"...and his type will get precisely what they deserve. So no sense in beating the man to death...I'll pass on the ass whoopin'.

 

[Rosebud]

I don't want to whip his ass either...just let me crush those crystal balls