Lasher

[Cheyenne]

Didn't want anyone to think you were the "nice guy" snake I've been talking about the last few weeks. After all, you haven't been posting recently, so it could have been you.

*laughter in the background at the thought of Lasher being mistaken for a Mr. Nice Guy*

Lots of new people around here who don't know you- stop on back once and awhile just to say "howdy"! And bring Lovely Latina with you.

 

[Renegade]

Lasher who?

 

[funny_guy]

The board just isn't the same without someone to put the newbies in their place.

 

[Expertise]

All male newbies are ignorant peasant scum...j/k

I am considering taking up Lashers role as a hobby... but only for the male newbies.

The female ones need a warm and welcoming embrace.

 

[Stormystarr]

As I recall, I got the traditional 'Lasher' welcome when I complained once when I was a newbie. Damn he hated me. But after I thought about what he said, I figured he was right! Scared me to have to agree with him. It still does.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I really miss him. He hasn't been back since I got back here to Lit. I even won him in the big auction we had!


Come back Lasher baby!!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, this was down on page 2 where Lasher would never see it!

 

[SexManiac69]

Hey, this was down on page 2 where Lasher would never see it!

So?

 

[Cheyenne]

Is your name Lasher?

 

[Guest]

Didn't want anyone to think you were the "nice guy" snake I've been talking about the last few weeks.

My baloney has a first name, it's M _ _ _ _

MY baloney has a second name, it's M _ _ _ _ _

My baloney has many other names too, registered and unregistered, that all of you thought were Patryn, and finding out what they are would upset many people who don't know what an asshole he really is.

 

[Adoratrice]

HUH?

 

[Cheyenne]

My baloney has a first name, it's M _ _ _ _

MY baloney has a second name, it's M _ _ _ _ _

My baloney has many other names too, registered and unregistered, that all of you thought were Patryn, and finding out what they are would upset many people who don't know what an asshole he really is.

Hey, nice to see you're back in town after the holidays,
M _ _ _ _ M _ _ _ _ _. Why so secretive?

 

[Never]

Adoratrice:
"HUH?"

It's a long, long, stupid story.

 

[Renegade]

As I recall, I got the traditional 'Lasher' welcome when I complained once when I was a newbie. Damn he hated me. But after I thought about what he said, I figured he was right! Scared me to have to agree with him. It still does.

Hey I never got the Lasher welcome when I first joined the site. Should I feel neglected or lucky? lol

 

[Cheyenne]

Adoratrice:
"HUH?"
It's a long, long, stupid story.

It is? Ah, but you're safe. Even the snake wouldn't rob the cradle to get at a young virgin.

 

[Stormystarr]

Consider yourself lucky Renegade, very lucky. I almost didn't come back at all because of him. But then I decided what the hell, I don't care what he says, why should I let someone I don't even know bother me, and here I am. But I do still have to agree with him sometimes, as much as that scares me!

 

[Skitten]

There is no need to be scared of Lasher. He is just a guy who tells it how he sees it. And there is nothing wrong with stating how you feel. Sorry just my opinion.

 

[Cheyenne]

Lasher is just a big teddy bear underneath. Not a mean old ogre. His bark is much worse than his bite. (If THAT doesn't get him back, nothing will! LOL)

 

[Guest]

Hey Oscar Mayer, you're nose is growing. Much bigger than your weiner. Soon you'll be able to stick your nose up your ass and smell the bullshit.

 

[Guest]

There is no need to be scared of Lasher. He is just a guy...

Exactly. Nothing more. Nothing to fear. Just a guy.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I don't know how to love him,
I don't see why he moves me,
He's a man,
Just a man,
He's not a King,
He's just the same,
As anyone I know,
He scares me so.

 

[Rachel Picabia]

LASHER CHRIST, SUPERSTAR!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Sorry everyone, I think I started the Lasher hit parade with this thread. Please note I didn't bring back the old threads though.

 

[Madame Pandora]

You've started to believe
The things they post of you
You really do believe
This talk of Lasher's true

And all the good he's done
Will soon get swept away
He's begun to matter
More than the things he saaaaaid...

 

[Nicole]

My baloney has a first name, it's M _ _ _ _

MY baloney has a second name, it's M _ _ _ _ _

My baloney has many other names too, registered and unregistered, that all of you thought were Patryn, and finding out what they are would upset many people who don't know what an asshole he really is.

Hey, nice to see you're back in town after the holidays,
M _ _ _ _ M _ _ _ _ _. Why so secretive?

For god's sake just say the mans name and get it over with, it's not like most of us don't know anyway.

Cheyenne I think it's wonderful that you brought this up, but for the poor soul's that are as lost as the pope in the woods (I don't know where I got that), please just say who this is.

MA_ _ _ ME _ _ _ _

There does that help any? Yes I might be a slut that needs to find her own husband but, you know what Mr MM, at least I don't suck em in and spit em out. I have a heart, unlike you. If you don't agree with what I'm doing, why be so damn nice to the man I'm doing it with, and be such a sweet sensitive Troll to me?

Sorry Cheyenne I'm not in the mood for covering up anymore, and it looks to me like others know who this person is too.

Oh and yes I miss Lasher too, but he is right over there on his own board, if you miss him so much people go register and let him know. He has done a wonderful job with his site and you should show your appriciation.

Cheyenne one last thing (((((((((HUG))))))))) I'm sorry I'm just fed up with his crap.