Larger or smaller penis

[VaticanAssassin]

Being on the large side has it's benefits, but when girls bitch that it is too big for anal I get really pissed off......

 

[Minalick]

Being on the large side has it's benefits, but when girls bitch that it is too big for anal I get really pissed off......

Bahahaha!
Ridiculous.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

we need to upgrade cocks...more drones, cut off the old ones.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

It is time for my penis to longer police the world.....

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Lame attempt to pimp your penis size

 

[parodyluvr75]

More than one penis has tried to police the world, it never works.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Mother Nature likes her cocks around 6 inches long, so most guys are about that size. Circus freaks like you go live on a farm, to keep the Carnation cows contented.

 

[Aquagal]

A cervix pounding is no fun.

 

[bronzeage]

This water is cold.

It's deep, too.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Lame attempt to pimp your penis size

Yours would be one of the old ones that needs to be decommissioned. Your technology is absolute and the upkeep is counter productive.

 

[hogjack]

I have an above average sized (and many say impressive) penis but below average skills.

I've been told to just give it up and so I finally agreed.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I have an above average sized (and many say impressive) penis but below average skills.

I've been told to just give it up and so I finally agreed.

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Hogjack, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO

 

[parodyluvr75]

I just told you to hold still and to stop singing klingon opera.

 

[Tryharder62]

A cervix pounding is no fun.

I'd like to try it once.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I just told you to hold still and to stop singing klingon opera.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=438ZpnR6bRk

 

[LongDrySpell]

Another downside to the really big ones: you'll rarely get a truly great blowjob. Mouths only open so wide (plus, ya know, they're lined with teeth and all).

I don't buy the excuse of being too big for anal - have you looked at the "should you really put that in there" thread? Jeebus. Better if they're just honest and tell you that they don't want you to fuck their asses.

 

[Wings]

A cervix pounding is no fun.

different strokes for different folks. I miss having a cervix for this reason.

 

[gravyrug]

A former litster once said if she couldn't deep throat it, it wasn't going in her ass. If she couldn't get her mouth around it, it wasn't going anywhere.

 

[bronzeage]

All that cervix pounding sounds good until you stabbed in the one-eye by the IUD string.

I have to rate that among the top 5 strangest experiences in my life. Got to be at least 2nd or 3rd.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

All that cervix pounding sounds good until you stabbed in the one-eye by the IUD string.

I have to rate that among the top 5 strangest experiences in my life. Got to be at least 2nd or 3rd.

better than a IED I guess......

 

[Tryharder62]

I almost replied on the bigger or smaller milatary thread. Shees To be honest if you aren't getting any - size does not matter!!!!!!!

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=438ZpnR6bRk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTuD6xf-ync&feature=related