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Large sodas banned, Bloomberg now goes after children’s laughter.
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Today, a blackout in India left 370 million people without power. And that was just on one block.
China won many Olympic Gold medals. The Chinese athletes can’t wait to get home and show the medals off to the kids who made them.
Olympic organizers were struggling to fill empty stadium seats. Officials even put out a casting call for 200 Europeans, or eight Americans.
Some say Michael Phelps let himself get too out of shape. I just have to say, if that guy’s out of shape, I’ve been dead for five years.
Saudi Arabia's first female Olympic athlete will be allowed to compete with a head scarf. She said she's thrilled and now just needs a man to drive her to the games.
Michael Phelps holds the all-time record for Olympic medals. He has so much gold on his chest he’s been asked to join the cast of “Jersey Shore.”
The U.S. sweeps all the Olympic medals in Skeet Shooting. Despite our bad economy it’s nice to know our country's never been safer from an invasion of Skeets.
Eight Olympic badminton players expelled for losing on purpose. If you train day and night for four years for badminton, in a way haven’t you already lost?
Olympic champion Ryan Lochte says the best way to pick-up a woman is wink at her. This was in an article entitled, “Things That Only Work For Ryan Lochte.”
New York Mayor Bloomberg bans large sodas, says his next target will be alcohol. And then he’ll start his crusade against the laughter of children.
The Jersey Shore’s Pauly D reportedly made $11 million last year. So the lesson here is, kids, don’t stay in school.
The U.S. leads China in both gold medals and total number of medals. In response, China said, “That’s nice but we still have all your money.”
The US women win the soccer gold medal. All of us in America are happy for the athletes and thrilled we don't have to watch soccer for four more years.
China won many Olympic Gold medals. The Chinese athletes can’t wait to get home and show the medals off to the kids who made them.
Olympic organizers were struggling to fill empty stadium seats. Officials even put out a casting call for 200 Europeans, or eight Americans.
Some say Michael Phelps let himself get too out of shape. I just have to say, if that guy’s out of shape, I’ve been dead for five years.
Saudi Arabia's first female Olympic athlete will be allowed to compete with a head scarf. She said she's thrilled and now just needs a man to drive her to the games.
Michael Phelps holds the all-time record for Olympic medals. He has so much gold on his chest he’s been asked to join the cast of “Jersey Shore.”
The U.S. sweeps all the Olympic medals in Skeet Shooting. Despite our bad economy it’s nice to know our country's never been safer from an invasion of Skeets.
Eight Olympic badminton players expelled for losing on purpose. If you train day and night for four years for badminton, in a way haven’t you already lost?
Olympic champion Ryan Lochte says the best way to pick-up a woman is wink at her. This was in an article entitled, “Things That Only Work For Ryan Lochte.”
New York Mayor Bloomberg bans large sodas, says his next target will be alcohol. And then he’ll start his crusade against the laughter of children.
The Jersey Shore’s Pauly D reportedly made $11 million last year. So the lesson here is, kids, don’t stay in school.
The U.S. leads China in both gold medals and total number of medals. In response, China said, “That’s nice but we still have all your money.”
The US women win the soccer gold medal. All of us in America are happy for the athletes and thrilled we don't have to watch soccer for four more years.
