Large cock question

[bb4ls]

I just kind of flip mine over my shoulder and let it hang down my back. That way I pee in the toilet and it hangs above the water. But it's a real pain trying to shove 3 feet of penis into a speedo

 

[basic_desires]

I just kind of flip mine over my shoulder and let it hang down my back. That way I pee in the toilet and it hangs above the water. But it's a real pain trying to shove 3 feet of penis into a speedo

...it can apparently be done but is rather painful:

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[ADIDAS00]

Just use the coil and stuff method, it works great!

Alot of guys here talkin' about penis's....just sayin'

 

[bb4ls]

Is it Penis's or Peni?

 

[Nina327]

When someone useing the coil and stuff method sneezes...
Does it uncoil like a childs party favor?
If so, does it roll back up too?
Cause that I'd like to see!

 

[bb4ls]

Last time I saw something like that happen a lifegaurd lost an eye.
And you know, Nina, sometimes when those things roll back up, they get twisted....
*Shivers*

 

[Nina327]

I know a one eyed lifeguard, mayhaps I should ask how they got that way!...

twisted... that, that I might actualy give up my coffee to see!

might.

 

[ADIDAS00]

I think you're right...it's peni

aaachew!....my party favor penis is tangled now. Crap!

 

[bb4ls]

And Nina just snarfed her coffee!

 

[Nina327]

Can you crap while peni is tangled?

Inquiring minds want to know these things!

 

[Nina327]

And Nina just snarfed her coffee!

cleaning computer screen now...

 

[bb4ls]

Usually you do. It's one of those things, you sneeze, put out someone's eye, it gets tangled and you crap yourslef.
Nature's mysteries uncovered on the next National Geographic!

 

[Nina327]

haha... ha... awesomenesseseses...

I'm just happy NatGeo is now covering more than tribal tits.

 

[bb4ls]

Unfortunatley, do to the size of the "programming" most of the screen is blurry.

 

[Nina327]

Not usualy... They do show peni in its natural flacid state but with all the sneezing and cameras and lights. Yea It might get blurry. That would be fun to watch too... the blurr grow on screeen as the camera pans out. I'm so subscribed and have email alerts already!

 

[Wolfman1982]

Well, since you all are so big, I can honestly say. I am quite happy having a small one (even in metric it is pretty small) , cause first of all. I can have an erection, and it can not be noticed, also when I used to train JKD, there people who accidentally kicked me in my bollocks or just the groin area. Should be very precise to hit me. But there were a few times, where I buckled because the kick hit the "sweet spot". But hey I learned to block my groin area after that. So if you are below average (like me), then if you can not satisfy your lady friend with your penis alone, then you can always bring in a toy, or use your fingers and tongue in the process.

 

[bb4ls]

You do have a point wolfman, but when someone approaches me, I just sneeze and impale them. My penis has been registered as a deadly weapon in states with high pollen counts

 

[basic_desires]

You do have a point wolfman, but when someone approaches me, I just sneeze and impale them. My penis has been registered as a deadly weapon in states with high pollen counts

...and besides, it gives you right of way. When carrying something heavy thrown over your shoulder you can always use the old 'COMIN THROUGH'... and just push ahead of everyone else...

 

[ADIDAS00]

Just finished my large peni video....knocked the camera over a few times with it but I think I got what everyone wants to see

 

[Nina327]

yea right.

 

[Aggressive One]

This is a reason I can't wear boxers

 

[RandomAssGuy]

I figured I'd go ahead and post a picture up (no ruler, if your curious go measure a coke can that I used for reference). I sometimes pull it out after I finish pissing so it doesn't hit the water/rest on the inside of the toilet, and in public toilets I have to hold it so it doesn't rest against the inside of the toilet. At least once I've had it resting against the toilet at home when pissing and bad things happened. This things a handful at times, but I wouldn't have it any other way. lol

P.S. I can pee when its hard, just have to put a hand on the wall and bend way over, and push down with the other hand.

P.P.S. I wasn't into it when I took this pic, it gets a bit bigger.

 

[Momasboy17404]

Now I'm an average size guy, 6 1/2" and fairly thick, but my question is what does a guy with a large dick, say maybe 10 - 12inches do when setting on the toilet. I mean how do you deal with that thing hanging down there? Mine hangs far enough as it is, but theirs must drag the water. Also what do you do if you get an errection or even a semi in a public or even worse the workplace? With todays sexual harrasment concerns a prudish person may get offended.

Any feedback?

I'm not exactly small but really I never gave these questions any thought as it is just something you do because it's routine. You are asking about guys with 10-12 inches but soft they don't hang that far down. I hover around 6-7 inches soft.

I never sat on a toilet that the water was that high. The issue is my dick touching the porcelain in the bowl which is disgusting especially if it is a public toilet which I try to avoid. Generally it is not an issue because my balls gives my dick further elevation. I imagine the same goes for other guys as well.

I never really had issues with poorly timed erections except when I was in high school. Lucking for me I never tucked my shirts in and I wore slightly baggy clothing.

 

[LiterallyAngel]

Supprimer

 

[desame13]

I figured I'd go ahead and post a picture up (no ruler, if your curious go measure a coke can that I used for reference). I sometimes pull it out after I finish pissing so it doesn't hit the water/rest on the inside of the toilet, and in public toilets I have to hold it so it doesn't rest against the inside of the toilet. At least once I've had it resting against the toilet at home when pissing and bad things happened. This things a handful at times, but I wouldn't have it any other way. lol

P.S. I can pee when its hard, just have to put a hand on the wall and bend way over, and push down with the other hand.

P.P.S. I wasn't into it when I took this pic, it gets a bit bigger.

Now this is what we want to see, a real penis! lol Thanks for the photo