Godspanther
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What exactly is the protocol for hard ons when recieving a lap dance?
Lap Dance Question
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EJFan
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play it up right and you won't have to tip the dancer. 
i dunno dude... around here, all the strip clubs had to change their signs to read TOOTHLESS dancers so i have no real-world experience to share.
if i had to guess, i'd say that the dancers pretty much expect it... and/or are used to it. they probably don't even notice, and if they do, i'm sure they appreciate it.
i dunno dude... around here, all the strip clubs had to change their signs to read TOOTHLESS dancers so i have no real-world experience to share.
if i had to guess, i'd say that the dancers pretty much expect it... and/or are used to it. they probably don't even notice, and if they do, i'm sure they appreciate it.
shemaluver
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lap dance
The girls expect that you would have a hardon anyway. Number of years ago, I went to a lapdance place in Toronto and when the lapdancer knew you had a hardon, she said she would grind my cock until I cum if I go for
two more dances. She placed a tower on top of pants and started to dance
and grinded herself over my bulge until I cum. THe protocol is that you must
not touch her with your hands.
Godspanther said:
The girls expect that you would have a hardon anyway. Number of years ago, I went to a lapdance place in Toronto and when the lapdancer knew you had a hardon, she said she would grind my cock until I cum if I go for
two more dances. She placed a tower on top of pants and started to dance
and grinded herself over my bulge until I cum. THe protocol is that you must
not touch her with your hands.
Don't worry about the hard on, lets face it thats there job. Some things a stripper friend told me, make eye contact it shows you are more than just a pathetic perv looking to get your rocks off. don't touch that is a no no in just about every state, if they are willing to let you touch them they will tell you. Tip on top of the lapdance fee up front, you'll get more bange for your buck that way. And last don't be a childish perve, they hate that play it cool.
cmarlowe01
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I would not worry about a stripper feeling my hard on. In fact it is one of the best fellings, going to a club and having a girl be a complete slut and making you cum witout even you touching her. You leave everything to her and she sets the pace. I would follow the advice of the last post. Make eye contact and don't feel bad if you get a hard on and cum in your pants. It thier job and i'm sure they expect it. Most of them will make you cum if you continue feeding them lapdance money or if you just ask them. Next time you there ask one of them to dance until you cum.
Protocol
The proper protocal according to the "The Titty Bar Manual for Horny Men," is for you to warn all bystanders within 15 feet of possible Pocket Rocket launch, put on your safety glasses and praise the young lady for bringing the dead back to life.
OK, seriously, strip clubs are there to entertain and excite the customers. Most guys get hard ons and the dancers are use to it and expect it. This isnt ballet you know, its tits, ass and beer time. Just adjust yourself for your comfort and to avoid accidental bending of Mr. Woody.
How the dancers deal with your Woody Pecker varies from city to city depending on local ordinances and LE practices. Some areas the dancer wont even touch you during the dance and in some places your almost expected to launch the missle. Its not uncommon for some men to cum in their pants and its not uncommon for others to not get hard at all. The dancers are their to hussle your money and will go as far as the club and law allows. Hand jobs, blow jobs, digital penetration, intercouse and even greek go on in many clubs at one time or another. Its just the nature of mixing sex and money under one roof.
The proper protocal according to the "The Titty Bar Manual for Horny Men," is for you to warn all bystanders within 15 feet of possible Pocket Rocket launch, put on your safety glasses and praise the young lady for bringing the dead back to life.
OK, seriously, strip clubs are there to entertain and excite the customers. Most guys get hard ons and the dancers are use to it and expect it. This isnt ballet you know, its tits, ass and beer time. Just adjust yourself for your comfort and to avoid accidental bending of Mr. Woody.
How the dancers deal with your Woody Pecker varies from city to city depending on local ordinances and LE practices. Some areas the dancer wont even touch you during the dance and in some places your almost expected to launch the missle. Its not uncommon for some men to cum in their pants and its not uncommon for others to not get hard at all. The dancers are their to hussle your money and will go as far as the club and law allows. Hand jobs, blow jobs, digital penetration, intercouse and even greek go on in many clubs at one time or another. Its just the nature of mixing sex and money under one roof.
