PennLady
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It may be that resistance is futile...
It may be that resistance is futile...
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It may be that resistance is futile...
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It may be that resistance is futile...
Resistance isn't futile, but it does date you.
Miss Prim and Proper = old bag
"Hey cats! = old man
"Hey, hep cats" = tragically old man.
I admit to occasionally using "ain't" rather than "isn't," but thou shan't ever use "impactful" in place of "effective."
Some people find a hairstyle in their twenties and cling to it into their old age. Resistance isn't futile, but it does date you. So be it. If that's your bag, it's cool.
But if you try to use youthful language when you're old and grey, you just seem pathetic.
While I might understand the latest street language, I wouldn't attempt to use it.
This.
How very cryptic
It strikes me that changes in education policy, imported Radio & TV programmes, immigration policy and a general laxity in teaching standards definitely does not help!
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It may be that resistance is futile...
Someone who stands firm against all language change is a fool. Language changes. It has to and it needs to. Yesterday's prescriptivist rules about not splitting infinitives or using "nauseous" to describe something that evokes nausea, are historic curiosities, not rules. Some of the more annoying modern language trends, such as abuse of the word "literally" will probably be codified in usage 100 years from now.
The trick is to pick your battles. Changes that ads color ("ain't"), flavor ("bling"), or utility ("y'all") should be welcomed. Changes that cause confusion ("literally") or clunk ("utilization") should be fought.
You might not always win.
I agree with the general tenor, but no the examples you give. I'm pleased to note that "Y'all" is very particularly USA and southern if I'm right. When used over here in the UK, it's a quote or a joke.
Of course, 'management speak' is another influence,.It's where half a dozen words are used to replace one !
English is one of the few languages without a distinction between second person singular and plural, at least since "thou" died out. "y'all" is simply the return of the distinction in dialectical form. You might find it ugly or hickish, but it's inarguably a useful distinction. How many times have you had to use inelegant language to clarify that you are talking to one person in a group rather than multiple people? ("you 'John', not all of you").
The Joiseyish variant "youse" is another variant, but it's hard to say without spitting.
Most management speak is gibberish, but some of it has use. "impacting" is more concise than "having an impact on", and "optimize" has a distinct meaning not contained in more common English words.
Especially if the teachers do not understand their own language nor use it correctly which can be a result of poor teaching and political interference when they were students.
Anyone trying to teach a foreign language to native English speakers has a considerable problem because their students do not understand the structure of English. The teacher has to teach English grammar before their students can learn the grammar of the new language.
But if the student studied Latin, or English before the 1960s, they already know about nouns, adjectives, verbs, declensions etc.
I have yet to meet the English teacher who has a real understanding of English grammar. When I was forced to take German in college, I realized that I didn't have an understanding of English grammar and probably never would have. My lack of understanding of English grammar has not really proved to be a handicap, as the college graduates that I sometimes deal with also don't have an understanding of English grammar.
English grammar is a fraud anyway. Today's grammar books are based on the books written a couple of hundred years ago when 'educated' folk all believed that since Classical Latin was the language of languages and since the Romans had once occupied Britain, English must be a Latin based language. The authors then attempted to force a Germanic tongue's usage into Latin rules. Doesn't work. I can't diagram a sentence to save my neck and don't care. The woman who taught in the next room over loved making the kids diagram sentences. She's never written a thing. I'm published. So much for the necessity of grammar.
Ha ha ha!
My house mate during my university years was a woman training to be an English teacher. She was grading papers and was quite upset that the students didn't know the difference between the words THERE and THEIR. She said, "There are only two words to learn that sound alike here. Gawd! Why can't they take a minute and memorize these two words?"
"Um", I said.
Then I stated that there are actually three words that sound the same. I then spelled the contraction of "they are", which of course is THEY'RE.
She said she'd forgotten about that. I then suggested she not be so hard on the students as English is a difficult language.
Any speech in any language newer than Roman Latin (the adapted Greek-Latin of Romulus) is improper. Your so-called "English" language is nothing but a bastardised version of true speech.
When do we decide that linguistic evolution is complete?
PIE perhaps?
When do we decide that linguistic evolution is complete?
For American publishing, it's when it's listed in Webster's 3rd International Dictionary (of which Webster's Collegiate is a condensed version). American writers who worry about this outside of the simple fix American publishing has given them, are worrying needlessly.