Landing a man

[Locknuts]

I am 75 years young and have always had a healthy sex life. Lately I''ve become quite curious as to what it would be like to suck a man off. My biggest problem is how to find the right guy without going to jail over the whole thing. I don't go to bars or clubs. I don't trust Craigslist! So,,,,, how do I go about landing a man?


Wow! 72 views and no help?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I am 75 years young and have always had a healthy sex life. Lately I''ve become quite curious as to what it would be like to suck a man off. My biggest problem is how to find the right guy without going to jail over the whole thing. I don't go to bars or clubs. I don't trust Craigslist! So,,,,, how do I go about landing a man?


Wow! 72 views and no help?

PMANN handles this subject.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I am 75 years young and have always had a healthy sex life. Lately I''ve become quite curious as to what it would be like to suck a man off. My biggest problem is how to find the right guy without going to jail over the whole thing. I don't go to bars or clubs. I don't trust Craigslist! So,,,,, how do I go about landing a man?


Wow! 72 views and no help?

I suppose the first thing you would need to ask yourself is..
how would you go about landing a woman?

man.. woman.. you're interested in a human connection. It might help if you start there and then see what kind of venues cater to both your interests and a homosexual lifestyle. I think it's important to mention that it's not fair to think that a man will want you to suck him off for the sole purpose of fulfilling your fantasy any more than a woman might want to. There may need to be a little give and take.. relationship building..

so.. where are you meeting these other partners in your healthy sex life?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Emerson? Help the man out.

 

[Emerson40]

Emerson? Help the man out.

Thanks for thinking of me Jimmie.

Actually, some folks have said that you think of me and mention me a great deal. Some even wonder if it is me that keeps our favorite lil' farty-pants coming back to Lit, and I would be remiss in not pointing out to you that your homoeroticism is showing.

As for the OP, I would gladly chime in ol’ Jimbo, but my advice would pale when held up to your make-believe diploma(s), printed pre-internet, after filling out a form in the back pages of a Cavalier stroke book.
But do share with us all again, how you earned it while providing your brand of self-taught psychotherapy to generals on the side, between fucking dozens of lonely housewives and digging latrines on the USS Poppycock during the Vietnam conflict, which was deployed from Jacksonville Naval Base, which coincidentally, was purchased by the navy from your great, great aunt Jackson Johnson, which she sold to them after having the largest plantation on US soil, due to the high cost of housing and feeding all the ungrateful, lazy, black slaves.


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[box13]

Wait...I'm confused...which is easy...is Locknuts that nice Mr. Bronson in that highbrow trailer park?

 

[Locknuts]

I can be if you want me to be!