Lancecastor's Pickle Emporium !

[Lancecastor]

http://www.johnpence.com/visuals/painters/pfeiffer/images/pickle.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

Save the PIckles!

http://mathstory.com/poems/poem%20images/mothercooked/pickle.jpeg

 

[Lancecastor]

http://www.lieye.com/articles/pickles/images/pickle-header.gifSlip a sweet juicy pickle to someone you love...during Pickle Week.

 

[Lancecastor]

Bite my pickle?

http://users.erols.com/jfulrich/Pickle.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

David Picklefield's Mother.

http://www.takeourword.com/images/pickle.jpg

 

[Ladybird]

Tis summer in Australia...

You're an idiot Lance... LOL

http://www.hellasmultimedia.com/webimages/images-htm/images/food/Holidaypickle.gif

 

[~Dream~]

Rof OMg

Lance I am simply at a loss for words.. and to you thats prob a GOOd thing ..

 

[Arden]

Using the magnifying glass to more closely inspect

As an artist, Lance, I must say that the first photograph is a true work of art! Classic mastery of form, shape and composition.

Congratulations on being the first Lit Picklemeister!
whatever the hell that may be

 

[naughtygirl]

I prefer cucumbers personally.

 

[skye in silk]

Originally posted by Lancecastor in the BDSM forum under the Looking for Dream thread...

Hey Zip...miss fancipants there is one of MsTerious's enemies...more playground shit. Just have a look at her recent posts....Cute AV though.

Slumming Lance?

nice to see you are contributing to the "playground shit"


Skye

 

[redelicious]

I prefer cucumbers personally.

Zucchinis can be tasty.

 

[MissTaken]

Hi Lance!





Ummmm pickles?

I don't do pickles.

*sigh*

Always the bride's maid, never the bride!

 

[Lancecastor]

nice to see you are contributing to the "playground shit"
Skye

Thank you, Skye.

Because you took my post out of context, you must now ride the big pickle, anal of course, atop my pickle mobile.

http://www.ultimatetaxi.com/gfx/photos/pickle.jpg

 

[Rubyfruit]

Wow, that's a great picture of you Lance. Love the hat.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Now i'd love to come in and diss the GB....but Lance had Pierce in his Av...and i just can't bring myself to do it....*sigh*

 

[Lancecastor]

Wow, that's a great picture of you Lance. Love the hat.

Thanks Ruby...that's a pic back from when I used to sell LSD-laced gherkins at Berkley.

Now my pickle business interests are (mostly) more family oriented:
http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/pickle-hat.jpg

But I do have an adult pickle/donut shop called "fuck".

http://www.fuck.addr.com/merch/forsale/tshirt2.gif

Amazingly, lots of people think this is a joke.

But I am the Pickle King.

 

[Lancecastor]

Now i'd love to come in and diss the GB....but Lance had Pierce in his Av...and i just can't bring myself to do it....*sigh*

Feel free to diss the GB alllll you like, TFC, I'm more a BDSM guy anyway.

Hey, did you know that there is a Pickle comic in New Zealand? Pickles are very important cultural and emotional touchstones there for women...as are sheep for men.

http://www.hicksville.co.nz/Pickle%2010%20cover.JPG

 

[Lancecastor]

Pickle Philosophy Rocks Me To The Core of My Brine, Baby.

http://www.neshobacentral.com/Nces_Staff/Off_staff/Guidance/pickle.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

CAUTION! WARNING! MAY BE OFFENSIVE!

AlQaida imprisons and tortures so called "decadent" kosher pickles with electrodes.

It is quite cruel and a clear contravention of the Vienna Sausage Treaty on the Treatment of Appetizers.

AlQaida says kosher dills are not appetizers, but antipasto and as such, not covered by the treaty.

Yeah, right. Racist bastards.

http://www.offoffoff.com/art/2001/images/sva_prosky.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

I prefer cucumbers personally.

My grandmother and her girlfriends were Heinz pickle testers and they used to giggle about the "large calibre double ender" pickle parties they'd have.

Gram grams could carve a big cuke into funny looking smooth wet banana shaped cukes about a foot long which she'd lick really slowly at the table and giggle at gramps. He didn't like that much. She said she liked to lick a big pickle.



http://www.clpgh.org/exhibit/images/gif/heinzc.gif

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thanks Ruby...that's a pic back from when I used to sell LSD-laced gherkins at Berkley.

Ah, your legendary Berkley days. Shame I'm a few years behind you, otherwise we could have met then.

 

[QuickDuck]

I once had a turnip that was shaped like a thingy..... which is interesting since my thingy is shaped like a turnip.

*PICKLE POWER*!!!

 

[Lancecastor]

In Vermont, the apres ski pickle parties are wild!

http://www.vermontskinews.com/pickle_barrel_3.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

I prefer cucumbers personally.

http://www.teeniepost.com/new/p/tn/4736.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

Zucchinis can be tasty.

http://www.teeniepost.com/new/p/tn/5812.jpg