Lancecastor's Department of Foreign Affairs ...

[Lancecastor]

Salutations & Felicitations, Worms.

Welcum to Lancecastor's Department of Foreign Affairs.

We're happy to report than breasts are perky and nipples hard in light banter throughout the US, with minimal glute & bag sag accompanying brisk penis traffic in the midwest.

European clit futures are volatile with fast flicks of activity in the UK.

Canadian thighs are spread for inspection. Watch for a wave of easy action as outside temperatures drop and nipples cut glass.

Husbands are down 4 in heavy trading, with demand for erection pics on the rise again.

Stay tuned for more Foreign Affairs right here!

For best results, drop your firewall and leave your box open for fingering .

Ping!

 

[juicylips]

Are you auditioning for the Weather Channel?

 

[Lancecastor]

Are you auditioning for the Weather Channel?

I was asked to anchor NakedNews a few months ago.

I think they just wanted me for my pointer.

 

[juicylips]

I was asked to anchor NakedNews a few months ago.

I think they just wanted me for my pointer.

Must be tough being wanted for only one thing.

 

[Mia62]

I think they just wanted me for my pointer.

They do seem to prefer the long, hard ones.

 

[Rubyfruit]

For best results, drop your firewall and leave your box open for fingering .

I don't know how to drop my firewall. How about if I just drop my panties?



Happy Thursday Lance and Juicy.

I like your new av, JL, but it's so hard to see you as anybody but the other girl.

 

[islandman]

They do seem to prefer the long, hard ones.

I knew my ears were burning for a reason.

 

[weed]

Trading remains high for swingers all across the globe however the missionary position is on a downswell.

 

[Mia62]

I knew my ears were burning for a reason.

I think I need to see proof.

 

[Freya]

I knew my ears were burning for a reason.

I'd be more concerned if other parts of you were burning.

 

[Linedrive]

Canadian thighs are spread for inspection.

'Finding the perfect job' by Gunner Dailey

Chapter 1: Inspecting the Canadian trim eh

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Lancecastor's Department of Foreign Affairs ...

'Finding the perfect job' by Gunner Dailey

Chapter 1: Inspecting the Canadian trim eh

Can you describe in detail the functions of your job, sir? We might be looking for a person of your talents.

 

[Lancecastor]

"Must be hard being wanted for only one thing.
They do seem to prefer the long, hard ones.
How about if I just drop my panties? "


Zip! Zam! Zowie!

*splorsh*!

 

[juicylips]

Re: Re: Lancecastor's Department of Foreign Affairs ...

Happy Thursday Lance and Juicy.

I like your new av, JL, but it's so hard to see you as anybody but the other girl.

Hello, love.

I just put this one up this morning. I was tired of charming. I'm hungry and want eaten for a while. I'm sure you'll see the cock charmer one again.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor's Department of Foreign Affairs ...

looking for a person of your talents.

Would you like a friendly tip?

Always inquire not only about the length of service...but its calibre as well.

 

[juicylips]

Zip! Zam! Zowie!

*splorsh*!

I don't think the Weather Channel let's you use words like that.

 

[someplace]

I once was employed by the Dept of Foreign Affairs for a foreign government. I endured no end of jokes because of it.



(As you're probably aware, the comparable government entity in the USA is called the State Dept.)

 

[Lancecastor]

I don't think the Weather Channel let's you use words like that.

"Swollen watercourses are running freely in anticipation of a solid, thick warm shaft of high pressure piercing the outer front of the continental shelf, warming the gulf stream and resulting in unseasonably high temperatures."

I dunno....I think I'd like to be a pervy weather dude...I can hear the bumper now....

Exclusively on The Big 8:
Leather Weather....with Lancecastor....every night, all night.
*crack*

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor's Department of Foreign Affairs ...

Always inquire not only about the length of service...but its calibre as well.

Yes, and a man with your sizable talents, not to mention enthusiasm, is sure to have his pick of channels to work for.

I must say though, I'm partial to NakedNews at this point.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor's Department of Foreign Affairs ...

 

[Lancecastor]

I once was employed by the Dept of Foreign Affairs for a foreign government. I endured no end of jokes because of it.

I quoted a VP of Public Affairs for Jaguar one time in a newspaper column...and forgot the "L" in Public....

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor's Department of Foreign Affairs ...

I must say though, I'm partial to NakedNews at this point.

It was a flattering offer, but 3 things concerned me:

1. Live television erections;

2. Show & Tell day at the kids school;

3. Eventually, my penis would demand more money.

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

Lance's penis: "This is a hard job. I need more financial stimulation or I'll just limp right out of here and you'll never hear from me again!"

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor's Department of Foreign Affairs ...

It was a flattering offer, but 3 things concerned me:

1. Live television erections;

2. Show & Tell day at the kids school;

3. Eventually, my penis would demand more money.

1. Erections = ratings baby. Put some cream in my morning coffee and you'll be my new religion.

2. Kids today are too sheltered. Why when I was their age, all of the daddies were taking it off on TV.

3. Since when did you let your penis talk for you?

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor's Department of Foreign Affairs ...

Would you like a friendly tip?

Always inquire not only about the length of service...but its calibre as well.

I was hoping for more than just a tip, but I'll take what I can get - thanks!