Lancecastor,

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor,

Curiosity killed the cat?

No...she's ranting again about the time Perky posted a pic of Tulip in bondage while she was screaming in caps at Hanns...I noted the pic was hosted at a teen crisis center web site in SanFran....she was smoking a lot of crack that month as you may recall. It's all in that Hanns Sub Bitchboy thread I think if you're really that curious in how Tulip's "mind" worx.

 

[alexandraaah]

So you never tried calling her at work?

 

[LadyG]

**sigh**

It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood!

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Here is the link

Color me curious--Tulip, what's this all about?

to the thread that Lance came into. It was a poll mind you and had nothing to do with Hans.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=3979043#post3979043

I also bumped the thread that was the aftermath of it all. Basically in a nut shell Lance thought he had information on me based on a picture and a web site address. He admits that he snooped about. He then contacted them inquiring about my "so called" picture. Realize that if I did work for this company I would of probably had a lot of explaining to do. The possibilities are endless to what could of happened to my livelihood.

Hmmm so nice to see that some still travel in packs.

 

[Lancecastor]

So you never tried calling her at work?

Of course not.

The bondage pic was hosted in SanFran...Crackhead's in NY. She herself said it wasn't of her.

Tulip's an idiot.

 

[Guest]

Somebody needs to get laid.




OK, everybody needs to get laid.

 

[Lancecastor]

Somebody needs to get laid.




OK, everybody needs to get laid.

I'm pretty sure you could get Tulip for the price of a bottle...

http://www.petsignsplus.com/1peoplexgif/wino.jpg

 

[Guest]

I'm pretty sure you could get Tulip for the price of a bottle...

http://www.petsignsplus.com/1peoplexgif/wino.jpg

I don't need to pay for sex. It's an interesting concept, I know...

 

[Cheyenne]

For example...Lance HAS said many times that certain AVs are him. Do you believe him? Or not?

Hey, Mia. It's you I don't believe. I don't see Lance jumping to back you up on this claim about his prior statements on his avs. He seems to be ignoring you.

I don't see anyone else saying they've ever seen Lance claim a face av to be his own face, either. Maybe because he's never said that, hmmmm???

 

[Cheyenne]

Entertainment for the day shift.

 

[Lancecastor]

Entertainment for the day shift.

It doesn't matter what they say, as long as they're talking about you.

PT Barnum?

 

[Cheyenne]

I just enjoy seeing you let Mia flap in the wind after she tries to "defend" you. Such good friends you two must be!

 

[Lancecastor]

I just enjoy seeing you let Mia flap in the wind after she tries to "defend" you. Such good friends you two must be!

I just enjoy watching you come back over and over and over to waggle your ass at me, looking for a reaction.

 

[zipman]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor,

Yes...and the surest way to keep a thread on page one is to put my name in the title.

On this point you're absolutely right! "Lance" threads do get high viewing totals.

Of course, a lot of people watch Jerry Springer too, but that doesn't mean it's a "quality" show!

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor,

Of course, a lot of people watch Jerry Springer too, but that doesn't mean it's a "quality" show!

hehe... exactly. And I love getting that reaction from him, just as he says. Hear that wind? *Flap* *Flap* *Flap*

When will Mia realize the depth of her "friendship" with Lance and get herself out of the wind?

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor,

On this point you're absolutely right! "Lance" threads do get high viewing totals.

Of course, a lot of people watch Jerry Springer too, but that doesn't mean it's a "quality" show!

Yes, it is hard to control the quality of threads with my name put in the title for ratings bumps versus a Genuine Lancethread.

 

[Debbie]

Lance's title made me laugh as I groan about
having a slow dial up connection.
"sensitive new age guy"

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/snagmyth.shtml

The heartless bitches said it, not I.
Lit is about laughing for me.
Life is sometimes too serious
and I need a laugh or many
which I get from lit.
And love.


"The Myth Of The Sensitive New Age Nice Guy
Fact, fantasy, or just another asshole
in a different clown suit?
by a woman who "is not bitter"

The sensitive new age nice guy,
generally wears his hair in a ponytail,
and is in touch with that side of himself
he thinks of as female.
Although he says he wears no armor,
he wears his issues on his chest;
and so to have conversation with him,
you must get through
that invisible chain mail vest.

He reads an awful lot, about what women want,
in fact -he reads too much.
(I heard one quoting pages once,
and couldn't swallow my lunch.)
Where he gathers all his information,
has left him with a rather stunted imagination
he's an impossibly boring new age creation
completely incapable of cerebral masturbation.
But he is a master of doormat manipulation

Some might say I'm being a little rough,
after all he's just trying to be kind,
a gentle, sensitive, understanding, sweet man
is really a good find.

A genuinely caring man,
Well, of course there is nothing wrong with that,
It's just the lines falling from his mouth
come out sounding.....
really flat.

He's having a hard time with his identity,
he talks about his different boundaries
he never yells, always says please,
and around him all you feel
is guilty,
guilty,
guilty.

Now as much as I'd hate to hear:
"Hey baby what's your sign",
it's no more entertaining than
a self help book quoted line for line.

He likes to cook, he likes to clean,
he has a very low self esteem.
He finds it difficult to be prince charming
But I'm not Cinderella, honey,
and the prince is so dull it's alarming.

He doesn't understand why
women don't like "the too nice guy"
overlooking of course, what the "too" might imply.
In fact it's one of his most annoying traits,
besides "The Joy Of Sex" quotes he makes.
Almost as bad as the "I'm a lesbian in a man's body" fakes.
He'll just never understand exactly what it takes.
"Touch yourself and show me how you like it done"
"I'm not hurting you now am I hon.?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME HAVE SOME FUN !!!

(Some new age nice guy sex-therapist-with-a-book
is the real guilty one!)

Now, caring about how your partner is feeling
Is definitely an idea that is very appealing,
yet if this is what a woman is screaming:
( While ripping off your clothes)
"Oh Yes! do it! Fuck me now!"
simply shut up sweetheart, and do what you are told.

He finds with women he better relates,
and yet somehow he rarely dates.
He says he understands women's issues,
he also knows what it's like to be used.
He cries at soppy movies so you'd better have some tissues.
He knows EXACTLY how you feel
( he secretly reads Daniel Steel)

And though he'll never pass a watermelon through his rump,
nor does he bloat during that time of the month,
he has noticed that on a regular schedule
he gets into a grump!

He's secure in his masculinity,
so he's not threatened by a dominant personality.
He's attracted to women who come off assertively,
and since he can't make a decision for himself
it works out perfectly
...at least theoretically.

He's supportive of your sarcastic angstful poetry,
but, even so, he just won't find it very funny.
He'll point out the spelling mistakes rather promptly,
but not because on his ego you just went
stompity,

stompity,

stompity."

Night all. Take care.

 

[zipman]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor,

Yes, it is hard to control the quality of threads with my name put in the title for ratings bumps versus a Genuine Lancethread.

Oh sorry, I was talking about the threads that you start.

I guess it also applies to the one's with your name on it too!

 

[Cheyenne]

"The Myth Of The Sensitive New Age Nice Guy
Fact, fantasy, or just another asshole
in a different clown suit?

Perfect!

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor,

Oh sorry, I was talking about the threads that you start.

I guess it also applies to the one's with your name on it too!

Perhaps I should follow your threads more closely to get some pointers on what constitutes "ZipGradeQuality" with a view to constantly improving the Lancecastor brand.

 

[Lancecastor]

Perfect!

I knew we agreed on something...the S.N.A.G. has always been one of my fave giggles.

 

[Cheyenne]

I knew we agreed on something...the S.N.A.G. has always been one of my fave giggles.

So who at Lit IS a Sensitive New Age Guy if not you?

 

[Lancecastor]

So who at Lit IS a Sensitive New Age Guy if not you?

Good question...my guess is there's more than a few on The Playground...any suggestions? What about your guy?

 

[Cheyenne]

Good question...my guess is there's more than a few on The Playground...any suggestions? What about your guy?

I'm still thinking Mia believes you are the Sensitive New Age kinda Guy. You're going to disappoint her letting her swing like you are, you know.

I don't know anyone at the Playground- no one on the bdsm board fits the definition? I'm surprised.

How about erosman? He posts a lot about feelings and dreams, etc.

My guy is more of a romantic. I'd rather have romantic.