Lance

[Que]

Well that is something everyone knows, and the real lance would attempt to slut shame me or put me down in some manner....see? Not you!

<Lance>

Nonsense. The world needs sluts like you!

</Lance>

 

[MelissaBaby]

This thread just reminded me how much I want to bang Jessica Jones

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f7/67/1c/f7671c6597e2ac41ddec0c2fa2424872.gif

You're welcome.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

<Lance>

Nonsense! The world needs sluts like you!

</Lance>

You're not fooling anyone with the fake Lance labels.

 

[jezzilee]

<Lance>

Nonsense. The world needs sluts like you!

</Lance>

/fail

that is almost a compliment

 

[Que]

This thread just reminded me how much I want to bang Jessica Jones

<Lance>

Had her. Met her in my hotel lobby while in town for a trade show. She was masturbating with a magazine. Can recommend.

</Lance>

 

[Aglaopheme]

This thread just reminded me how much I want to bang Jessica Jones

I was drooling until someone said she looks just like Michael Jackson, then that was all I could see when looking at her.

 

[Que]

You're not fooling anyone with the fake Lance labels.

No?

That's disappointing.

 

[Aglaopheme]

With a magazine.

 

[Que]

With a magazine.

Good catch. That's how I had it at first because I was singing it in my head, but it didn't look right so I talked myself out of it.

Prince, or Foo?

 

[Flippy_Buttwaddle]

Eight years would suggest otherwise.

*chuckles*

She's new, she will learn what a creepy, desperate stalker he is.

 

[Debbie]

Don't tell me. He posted someone's personal info again?

He's an old dog who really can't learn new tricks.

 

[Noor]

"flippy buttwaddle?"

a bloom county resident?