Lance and Lit, sittin' in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G...

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Does this guy cream about Lit all day long, or just 9 to 5?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Some things are just as sure as it always being happy hour...somewhere.

 

[mindspin2003]

No. It's the Ladies of Lit that he'll never have that he creams about all day.

 

[weed]

No. It's the Ladies of Lit that he'll never have that he creams about all day.

Does that make us Dairy Queens?

 

[bad kitty]

Does that make us Dairy Queens?

*giggle snort*

 

[Ishmael]

Does this guy cream about Lit all day long, or just 9 to 5?

Averages 10 hours a day, 7 days a week. Off hand I'd say he does. Or he's handicapped and on a pension.

Either way, he has no life.

Ishmael

 

[sunstruck]

I think fucking Lit is exactly what Lance wants to do. He just doesn't realise he's not up to the task.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's not so much the time he spends here, it's his "All Literotica, All the Time" fetish that seems rank, what with the cum drying on the keyboard and all. Lance, sweetie, try porn. It's healthier.

 

[Guest]

It's not so much the time he spends here, it's his "All Literotica, All the Time" fetish that seems rank, what with the cum drying on the keyboard and all. Lance, sweetie, try porn. It's healthier.

I like Lance. If he's disabled, I'm sure he did his duty for his country. Ok, he makes love to Lit. So do I. At least he doesn't cheat with porn like I do.

 

[weed]

I like Lance. If he's disabled, I'm sure he did his duty for his country. Ok, he makes love to Lit. So do I. At least he doesn't cheat with porn like I do.

At least you share.

 

[Ishmael]

It's not so much the time he spends here, it's his "All Literotica, All the Time" fetish that seems rank, what with the cum drying on the keyboard and all. Lance, sweetie, try porn. It's healthier.

Could almost be described as psychopathic behavior.

Ishmael

 

[sunstruck]

Could almost be described as psychopathic behavior.

Ishmael

Let's not step over the line and into the abyss Ish. lol

 

[weed]

Is that like have a Literopathy?

Or Literoticitis?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Literotica Anger Management Entropy, or LAME.

 

[HeavyStick]

Could almost be described as psychopathic behavior.

Ishmael

That was nicer than calling him a loser.

 

[Pagliacci]

Don't be like this folks,after all he's doing it all for our sake.

Ingrates the lot of you.

 

[HeavyStick]

Don't be like this folks,after all he's doing it all for our sake.

Ingrates the lot of you.

Did busybody throw that AV away?

 

[Pagliacci]

Did busybody throw that AV away?

I need to work on my sarcasm that much is clear.

Busybody hasn't discarded this one,I got a faint feeling he's not a great supporter of royalty,much less has any connection to those that used this flag during ww2.

After all there were moslems among them.

 

[miles]

Give the man some credit. How many people do you know who can run a highly successful and lucrative law practice and still find time to spend ten hours a day on a porn board?

Answers. I want answers.

 

[sunstruck]

I thought he was a "business man". A term that can be applied to everyone from Michael Eisner to the manager of your local Denny's.

 

[HeavyStick]

I thought he was a "business man". A term that can be applied to everyone from Michael Eisner to the manager of your local Denny's.

Business man?

I thought he was retired and made paper mache from old Stone Cold posters.

 

[Harbinger]

I thought he ran a huge but mysterious business empire that brings him into close contact with oodles of rich, famous highrollers like him, and only manages to wedge in his all too brief appearances here with the aid of his bevy of blonde, gorgeous, very submissive women (but strong, not like the merely cranky ones here) who he wears out and tosses aside through the Lance'O Rama Revolving Door of Luv. He's a multitasking genius.


At least, that's the way he tells it.

 

[Lancecastor]

I thought he ran a huge but mysterious business empire that brings him into close contact with oodles of rich, famous highrollers like him, and only manages to wedge in his all too brief appearances here with the aid of his bevy of blonde, gorgeous, very submissive women (but strong, not like the merely cranky ones here) who he wears out and tosses aside through the Lance'O Rama Revolving Door of Luv. He's a multitasking genius.


At least, that's the way he tells it.

Yours is the most accurate description.

Lance

 

[Harbinger]

If you're referring to my last line, then I would have to agree.

 

[Lancecastor]

If you're referring to my last line, then I would have to agree.

Whatever works for you!