Lady in thee Parlor, gourmet in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom. Does she exist?!

[nightowl2022]

A curvy brunette who wants to fuck me any way I like ... fuckin raunchy as all hell but a domestic goddess as well. Smart, sweet, hot, kinky.... Am I dreaming?

 

[richard_daily]

A curvy brunette who wants to fuck me any way I like ... fuckin raunchy as all hell but a domestic goddess as well. Smart, sweet, hot, kinky.... Am I dreaming?

She exists. She's just not interested in you.

 

[planetqueen]

She does. But she is taken and probably doesn't want you anyway due to shit use of cliché's/

You may have to make do with gourmet in the parlour, whore in the kitchen and lady in the bedroom. And she might look like bit of a munter too.

Sorry.

 

[planetqueen]

She exists. She's just not interested in you.

You are like my twin.

 

[ksmybuttons]

What's your income?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Munter is a funny word.

 

[SigmundFraud]

A curvy brunette who wants to fuck me any way I like ... fuckin raunchy as all hell but a domestic goddess as well. Smart, sweet, hot, kinky.... Am I dreaming?

Yes.

But you cannot afford her.

 

[richard_daily]

You are like my twin.

In that case, I hope that you're not opposed to incest.

 

[unregistered]

 

[planetqueen]

In that case, I hope that you're not opposed to incest.

depends how big your cock is, I have incest standards.

 

[Killswitch]

Yeah but Sinnys hooked up already.

 

[Lorilei]

No one has parlors anymore.

 

[nightowl2022]

What's your income?

Not the limiting factor.

I've found women who are appealing in one way or another but not a woman with the entire package. The last woman thought I was a perv for wanting to masturbate in front of her. The one before wouldn't talk dirty when I fucked her, but she was a great cook. I want it all.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

A curvy brunette (fatty) who wants to fuck me any way I like (up my butt with a strap-on) ... fuckin raunchy as all hell (crack whore) but a domestic goddess as well (Motel 6 chamber maid). Smart (GED), sweet (diabetes), hot (post menopausal), kinky (likes sucking dog cock).... Am I dreaming (No, you're in the right place)?

I fyp.

 

[Tryharder62]

I have one out of the three characteristics.

 

[richard_daily]

depends how big your cock is, I have incest standards.

Ask Dolf for pictures.

I'm sure I'll live up to your standards.

 

[eyer]

Not the limiting factor.

I've found women who are appealing in one way or another but not a woman with the entire package. The last woman thought I was a perv for wanting to masturbate in front of her. The one before wouldn't talk dirty when I fucked her, but she was a great cook. I want it all.

You post like you're 14...

...PM Recidiva.

 

[dolf]

what's in it for her? so far all you seem to care about is what you want, without any thought at all given to what you have to offer in return. selfish and demanding aren't attractive features.

 

[planetqueen]

Not the limiting factor.

I've found women who are appealing in one way or another but not a woman with the entire package. The last woman thought I was a perv for wanting to masturbate in front of her. The one before wouldn't talk dirty when I fucked her, but she was a great cook. I want it all.

I suggest you find a woman with low self esteem and turn her into what you want.

 

[lovetoread]

You are not interesting enough to have a woman like that.

 

[Batch]

No one has parlors anymore.

I want a parlour. There should be parlours. Damn these people with their open floor plans! Damn.

 

[HoHoBomb]

I want a parlour. There should be parlours. Damn these people with their open floor plans! Damn.

most people can't afford them

 

[Batch]

most people can't afford them

You're a stranger. I was told to not talk to strangers. Remember Little Red Riding Hood? She talked to strangers and see what trouble that caused for Grandma. You could be a Wolf.

 

[eyer]

I suggest you find a woman with low self esteem and turn her into what you want.

I already advised him to PM Recidiva...

 

[artemesia_g]

I want it all.

Of course you do. Do you live in Austin, by chance?