Lady Crime Fighter Wanted

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Feb 6, 2023
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Looking for a lady crime fighter. The crime is daily boredom and monotony. Use of levity and mischevity encouraged. Let's skip the Lunacy. Fleshy treats shared across the electronic Ocean are not sought after. Words, ideas, thoughts, and stories are the reward this crime sleuth hopes to get. I like to chat freely and express ideas across any topic spectrum so this collaboration is rated M for Mature. Reading and writing are classic hobbies. Being sucked into streaming service programs is known to happen especially for Sci fi and fantasy genres. I try to enjoy pursuits away from the norm so I am always looking for new easy ways of entertainment. I find cooking relaxing with better than 98% chance of it being tasty to the tongue bits. I tend towards a stress reducing activity once a day like running, lifting, stretching, or a vigorous moving activity like schlepping boxes. For the few of many within this circle of people is there a lady who wishes to go on the beat with me sans strings.

Winks: Clean minds in correct settings and dirty throughout the rest. Curvy smile, evolving ideals, Fun flowing flittery friendliness, and killer wizardry.
Stinks: unnecessary filtering, extremes in nature like gore, closed off mindsets, and clowns.

I'm looking for electronic beauty not which exists with the eyes but sullies forth from the finger messengers. Late 30s male hoping to knock out these boring crimes with an online partner.
 
There seems to be crime wave as the bandits of boredom wreak havoc across the countryside. I hope there is a lady crime fighter that can assist me in this difficult endeavor.
 
Another week gone by and case files seem to be staying stagnant despite constantly taking down the cat burglars and nearly catching the monotonous Maxi dress flasher. Having that partner would be nice to double up on this craziness.
 
Shortages in personnel have left the force under staffed. Putting out an APB for any and all female officers.
 
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