''ladies''

[dolf]

how do you cope when you suddenly, desperately want a baby?

 

[RobDownSouth]

This thread will not end well....

 

[Skiddles2014]

If you're my wife you whine for 2yrs straight until I give in.

Or get a kitten.

 

[ryan8558]

I would tell you to babysit for a few days. The 'want' may go away.

Diapers, crying all night, spitting up, etc.

Still having to get up and go to work.

How am I doing so far?

and sorry, I'm not a lady....

 

[dolf]

This thread will not end well....

the first law of the ''ladies'' thread.

 

[dolf]

If you're my wife you whine for 2yrs straight until I give in.

Or get a kitten.

I laughed.

 

[islandman]

how do you cope when you suddenly, desperately want a baby?

Find a child to babysit for free. Be sure to make yourself available for when they hit the "up-from-3am-to-7am" phase.

It'll cure you of any cravings.

 

[Skiddles2014]

She has kids.

She knows.

 

[bronzeage]

how do you cope when you suddenly, desperately want a baby?

Any baby, or a particularly beautiful baby?

 

[islandman]

Clearly she's in need of a reminder.

 

[dolf]

I would tell you to babysit for a few days. The 'want' may go away.

Diapers, crying all night, spitting up, etc.

Still having to get up and go to work.

How am I doing so far?

and sorry, I'm not a lady....

Find a child to babysit for free. Be sure to make yourself available for when they hit the "up-from-3am-to-7am" phase.

It'll cure you of any cravings.

that doesn't work if you already have kids.
you've been there & done that already.
and it gets easier with experience.

 

[dolf]

Any baby, or a particularly beautiful baby?

any baby spawned by me would be particularly beautiful.
silly you for not knowing that already.

 

[StrayKat]

how do you cope when you suddenly, desperately want a baby?

I start, carefully, inquiring when the hell will my kids provide me with a grandkids.

 

[neci]

become a foster parent.

i remember being hit upside the head in my 20's by the urge to have children, and i know from other people that it hits again, before the big change. kind of like your body's way of having one last laugh, before you become infertile for life. if i could sever my tubes on my own and for free, i would do it right now. not that i don't love kids, but hormones are evil, and they will take control of your life if you let them.

 

[ryan8558]

that doesn't work if you already have kids.
you've been there & done that already.
and it gets easier with experience.

selective memories. Only remembering the good times.

I sometimes remember my ex fondly, but then that goes away quickly.

any baby spawned by me would be particularly beautiful.
silly you for not knowing that already.

I would suspect such.

 

[bronzeage]

any baby spawned by me would be particularly beautiful.
silly you for not knowing that already.

Of course I knew that, but I can show samples of my work.

 

[Wings]

I go bang my head against the wall for a bit, drink some whiskey and go to sleep. Usually by then the need has passed.

 

[dolf]

I start, carefully, inquiring when the hell will my kids provide me with a grandkids.

oh hell no!

become a foster parent.

i remember being hit upside the head in my 20's by the urge to have children, and i know from other people that it hits again, before the big change. kind of like your body's way of having one last laugh, before you become infertile for life. if i could sever my tubes on my own and for free, i would do it right now. not that i don't love kids, but hormones are evil, and they will take control of your life if you let them.

I adopted a mutt. that's almost the same.

tick tock, right? it's been itching away as a general feeling of incompleteness for the last few months, but it just suddenly hit me today. I want a baby! but, being a sensible type, not being in a ltr with a guy who feels the same way, I just need to deal with it.

 

[dolf]

I go bang my head against the wall for a bit, drink some whiskey and go to sleep. Usually by then the need has passed.

that sounds pretty good... would gin or something more girly work too?

I am much reassured to know it isn't just me and soap characters.

 

[Wings]

that sounds pretty good... would gin or something more girly work too?

I think so. The only caveat is you probably shouldn't have sex in that state. I can't physically have kids anymore so I don't have to worry about an accidental, not an accident, whoops.

 

[neci]

oh hell no!

I adopted a mutt. that's almost the same.

tick tock, right? it's been itching away as a general feeling of incompleteness for the last few months, but it just suddenly hit me today. I want a baby! but, being a sensible type, not being in a ltr with a guy who feels the same way, I just need to deal with it.

maybe your body needs fresh cum, and not the baby. it's pretty much the same thing.

also, you have one vey lucky mutt. if you really get bad urges, put him into a diaper and remember the good times.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I go bang my head against the wall for a bit, drink some whiskey and go to sleep. Usually by then the need has passed.

Odd form of birth control, to be sure.

Do you do this little ritual before or after sex?

 

[Wings]

Odd form of birth control, to be sure.

Do you do this little ritual before or after sex?

Pfffft, I had a hysterectomy. No more babies for me.

 

[dolf]

maybe your body needs fresh cum, and not the baby. it's pretty much the same thing.

also, you have one vey lucky mutt. if you really get bad urges, put him into a diaper and remember the good times.

my body is in desperate need of fresh cum. if I get impregnated I won't have period mess, moods & pains for 9 months.

 

[neci]

my body is in desperate need of fresh cum. if I get impregnated I won't have period mess, moods & pains for 9 months.

in this case, one must remember to swallow every last drop.