Ladies, your virginity

[UtilityCurve]

I'm getting on in years and the number of new partners I will ever have are less than a handful, but one recollection across all those more fruitful times is that no girl/woman ever remembered her first time fondly.

If I were able to fix anything about the future, it would be a hard choice between relieving a woman's labor at birth and making the surrender of her virginity beautiful.