Ladies what's the wierdest thing you stuck in you're pussy?

[1410gsr]

Ladies what's the wierdest object you used to masturbate with? Tell me and maybe you could share the story too

 

[1410gsr]

So far a beer bottle is winning

 

[SweetTink]

The weirdest? Wow that's actually hard to choose from. Before I had toys, I used a lot of household objects. I almost became obsessed with sticking random phallic shaped objects inside myself. I've stuck veggies, the handle of the original swiffer sweeper- with the nubs on it *shudder*, but I guess the weirdest has to be the handle of a toilet brush (unused). I realized that if I lay the brush end on the rug, I could get enough resistance to hump it was my lover ; p

 

[thewill]

The weirdest? Wow that's actually hard to choose from. Before I had toys, I used a lot of household objects. I almost became obsessed with sticking random phallic shaped objects inside myself. I've stuck veggies, the handle of the original swiffer sweeper- with the nubs on it *shudder*, but I guess the weirdest has to be the handle of a toilet brush (unused). I realized that if I lay the brush end on the rug, I could get enough resistance to hump it was my lover ; p

Would love to watch that

 

[boxmaker]

objects in pussy

my wife has had our daughters arm up hers.....

 

[Ellafun]

The weirdest? Wow that's actually hard to choose from. Before I had toys, I used a lot of household objects. I almost became obsessed with sticking random phallic shaped objects inside myself. I've stuck veggies, the handle of the original swiffer sweeper- with the nubs on it *shudder*, but I guess the weirdest has to be the handle of a toilet brush (unused). I realized that if I lay the brush end on the rug, I could get enough resistance to hump it was my lover ; p

Yeah, there's this amazing handle on one of my household items....*shivers*

 

[Sdbiguy]

my wife has had our daughters arm up hers.....

Please tell more

 

[Mropietaylor69]

I was talking to someone yesterday and they told me about using a barbie when she was younger (as a dildo)

 

[Kubotaman]

Would love to watch that

In the pluming section of walmart there is a small yellow plunger that one would use on a sink - it has a handle that is Perfect to use as a dildo for a woman or prostate massager for a male. got it, put it downstairs in my pluming section and wife found it, accused me of not properly hiding my toys, took some tiime to convince her that it was a plunger - had to actually show her next time we went to wal mart but she knew that I got it in hopes of using it on her one evening.

 

[DarkPleasures]

my wife has had our daughters arm up hers.....

A whole arm? Hopefully your daughter was eighteen or older at the time and your wife is loose as hell then.

 

[1410gsr]

Weirdness

Yes please explain the daughter wife thing, i still think the beer bottle is crazy

 

[Ellafun]

Yes please explain the daughter wife thing, i still think the beer bottle is crazy

Not just beer bottles. There are lots of cool shaped liquor bottles out there, too.

 

[Benedict_Arnold]

Wife likes wine and beer bottles , bananas and even one of those roll on deodourant containers. Cucumbers too.

 

[cherylashi26]

Uh, the handle of a fork (it was about as thick as my thumb and made of black plastic) was pretty weird, for me.

 

[henrik1322]

While at the office my husband wanted me to send him a photo of something different. I went with a Sharipe marker.... Made for a great photo.

 

[LadyVer]

Cucumber

 

[jasonmason]

Cucumber

Did you use it in a salad afterwards?

 

[LadyVer]

Did you use it in a salad afterwards?

Why....no...I didn't.

 

[jasonmason]

Why....no...I didn't.

Ok I was just curious. I knew a girl who allegedly used a cucumber, and then put it in a salad for dinner.

 

[Mropietaylor69]

I gotta start eating more veggies

 

[mothership]

I thought the daughter thing was a joke about pregnancy?

 

[DarkPleasures]

I thought the daughter thing was a joke about pregnancy?

Could be. Not quote an appropriate "joke" when this is a sexual site with sexual topics in a Fetish board, though.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

"Everything but the kitchen sink.."

That would have been my answer. You know, if I was female.

 

[ladylizzy]

Wife likes wine and beer bottles , bananas and even one of those roll on deodourant containers. Cucumbers too.

Ahhh yes the roll on bottle was one of my first "toys". I really like my curling iron though.

 

[jasonmason]

Ahhh yes the roll on bottle was one of my first "toys". I really like my curling iron though.

Unplugged I hope!