Ladies, what would you do if you woke up as a man?

[emap]

I never realized there was a similar thread for men. Dangit we deserve some equal time so here we go.

So come on let it out, what would you do if one morning you wake up as a man, you know go to bed a woman, wake up the next day with no breasts hair all over and a cock.

Personally, I would go pee standing up, just to see what it's like and if it is really impossible to not miss.

After that, actually I think I'd be asking to go back to the good way of being and see if I can have kids.

Or find me a bar slut and get a blowjob, I'm torn on the kids bit.

 

[simplegirl]

Well, I would only want it for a day. But the first thing I would probably do is masturbate. I've always been curious as to how an orgasm felt for a man...how the sensation differed from a woman's orgasm. I've tried to get hubby to describe it for me, but he just can't put it into words.

 

[blondedreamz]

Well, I would be free to belch, fart, pee, swear, be make-up free, no fussing with hair, scratch my balls, have indiscriminate sex, get distinguished with age and chances are good I'd be making more money for the same job.

 

[Tymeless]

well it would be a nightmare for me because i would of finally be free of my male prison that i was born into and would of went to bed the woman i am inside on the outside too. only to wake up a male again. That would suck!

 

[Bill3250]

Well, I would be free to belch, fart, pee, swear, be make-up free, no fussing with hair, scratch my balls, have indiscriminate sex, get distinguished with age and chances are good I'd be making more money for the same job.

You could also get out of bed at seven-fifteen, take a quick shower, dress, grab a cup of coffee and be to work by eight. I like my life.

It takes my wife three times as long to get ready in the morning.

 

[emap]

Because you male pigs don't have to worry about your hair or put on makeup.

I did that once and went to work, every single person asked me if I was OK since I was not wearing makeup. I mean damn that is annoying.

I would love it if men had to wear makeup to, even just for a day. Then they could find out what's it like to be asked every ten minutes if your feeling OK, not pregnant or anything and why are you not wearing makeup.

I even made a bet with my guy once, if I won he had to wear makeup for the next day, he won darnit. We won't discuss what he got out of it, let's just say it was sexual and enjoyable. Do you really think I would have had it any other way?

 

[Socal22]

Well for the ones wanting to masturbate first thing, morning wood aside we usually have to take a pee standing up before doing that.

 

[alaskabibear]

Well for the ones wanting to masturbate first thing, morning wood aside we usually have to take a pee standing up before doing that.

Unless we roll over and get a "quickie" from the lovely lady sleeping next to us - and then we go pee on the toilet seat before she gets to the bathroom first.
Ahhh, life is sweet...

 

[Roamme]

Wow...

I never realized there was a similar thread for men. Dangit we deserve some equal time so here we go.

So come on let it out, what would you do if one morning you wake up as a man, you know go to bed a woman, wake up the next day with no breasts hair all over and a cock.

I would want to play with it. Make it cum. Pee while standing with it. Try walking with somthing dangling between my legs. Screw someone with it- maybe my husband's ASS! and see how HE likes it! I'm not sure but I might even want to try getting kicked in the balls and see how it compares to childbirth - NOT! I might want to go topless in public places that men get to do. Pee in near public places standing up (on bushes, campfires and stuff guys do). Talk to guys that know me as a woman and find out exactly what guys say about me (and us) behind our backs. If I'm big I might beat up a jerk I know. If I know I'm changing back soon I might commit a crime or rape a girl (my age) I hate (she broke my nose for 'fun' when we were young).

After that I'd probly be getting bored and want my old body back.

 

[KarmaKitty]

I would want to play with it. Make it cum. Pee while standing with it. Try walking with somthing dangling between my legs. Screw someone with it- maybe my husband's ASS! and see how HE likes it! I'm not sure but I might even want to try getting kicked in the balls and see how it compares to childbirth - NOT! I might want to go topless in public places that men get to do. Pee in near public places standing up (on bushes, campfires and stuff guys do). Talk to guys that know me as a woman and find out exactly what guys say about me (and us) behind our backs. If I'm big I might beat up a jerk I know. If I know I'm changing back soon I might commit a crime or rape a girl (my age) I hate (she broke my nose for 'fun' when we were young).

After that I'd probly be getting bored and want my old body back.

Ditto. only I'd probably have a threesome with a man and a woman too.

 

[iluvyou3638]

i'd jack off......that's it.

 

[LadyC]

I love making love to women as well as to men, but I'd rather do it with the female equipment I was given by the Goddess known as Mother Nature. But if I awoke with a cock and balls, I might consider cutting them off....as it is, I've come across a few sets I like to remove.

 

[imready2]

I love making love to women as well as to men, but I'd rather do it with the female equipment I was given by the Goddess known as Mother Nature. But if I awoke with a cock and balls, I might consider cutting them off....as it is, I've come across a few sets I like to remove.

Ouch! Hope mine are safe. I would rather please you with them in so many other ways.

 

[LadyC]

Ouch! Hope mine are safe. I would rather please you with them in so many other ways.

For the most part, I love the male's equipment too much to snip it except in extreme cases....The guy who tried to rape me; the one who thought I like him to come on my face; or the asshole who tried to bugger me.

 

[gloriann]

If I woke up as a man... I'd probably be sad that I was a 5'0" tall man, but I suppose that's beside the point...

I'd explore my new equipment as a man, mourn the loss of my tits, figure out how to pee, wander around as a man and compare reactions to me. Flirt with women. Try to put the equipment to good use to make THAT comparison too. Once done, I'd start begging the powers that be that I wake up as myself again, but thanks for the eye opener...

 

[imready2]

For the most part, I love the male's equipment too much to snip it except in extreme cases....The guy who tried to rape me; the one who thought I like him to come on my face; or the asshole who tried to bugger me.

I feel safer and more comfortale as I certainly would not consider any of the three unless it was consented by and in the form of pleasure for my partner...even then I am not sure of all three...