Ladies, stare at my cock until you fall under my spell...

[Aglaopheme]

I'm not, but I am surrounded.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I would give anything to be able to slap a girl in the face with my cock, ala the bear.

 

[Wings]

I'm more of a Root Beer man. The Dew is strictly for the caffeine content and to give my tongue that cool green hue.

Root beer is great!

So are dicks.

 

[spacekowboy]

Root beer is great!

So are dicks.

Fun fact. My dick tastes exactly like root beer.

 

[Wings]

Fun fact. My dick tastes exactly like root beer.

Well now. I suddenly became a huge fan of root beer floats!

 

[spacekowboy]

Well now. I suddenly became a huge fan of root beer floats!

That reminds me, I need to pick up some vanilla ice cream.

 

[Wings]

That reminds me, I need to pick up some vanilla ice cream.

Make sure it's the good kind with the vanilla bean flecks.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Make sure it's the good kind with the vanilla bean flecks.

There's a good bean flicking joke here somewheres, I reckon...

 

[Wings]

There's a good bean flicking joke here somewheres, I reckon...

This is why I adore you.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Dammit, I was going to start another thread, but can't until this one disappears.

I don't want to flood the forum with my stupidity.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dammit, I was going to start another thread, but can't until this one disappears.

I don't want to flood the forum with my stupidity.

Well, as a flip side, you could be totally original and flood the forum with daily screeds against abortion, being anti towards women's sexual agency, being anti-sex in general, using women and minorities as strawmen for shitty personal micro-aggro arguments, etc., etc...

...but that sorta thing would be a complete Debbie Downer, eh?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/89f73abceef0f9283ab72d9aefe2f432/tumblr_mkfq4mvnzm1qgf1i8o1_500.gif

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Well, as a flip side, you could be totally original and flood the forum with daily screeds against abortion, being anti towards women's sexual agency, being anti-sex in general, using women and minorities as strawmen for shitty personal micro-aggro arguments, etc., etc...

...but that sorta thing would be a complete Debbie Downer, eh?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/89f73abceef0f9283ab72d9aefe2f432/tumblr_mkfq4mvnzm1qgf1i8o1_500.gif

I don't mind a little back and forth sparring, but when it's the same thing every day, and it's clear people are entrenched with their feelings, it just seems beyond repetitive.

I've never, ever seen someone say: "Hey! You know, I think you're right!"