Ladies, or Gents: another question

[Semler]

I read online but can't find the link, that when describing their mans penis to their friends, 40% of women say its small.

What do you tell your friends?

The truth? Or maybe your ashamed and exaggerate? Or maybe your one of the 40%

 

[Kudram123]

Perhaps 40% of woman never heard of kegels?

But nah, all kidding aside. I don't often talk about this with male friends.
On the rare occasion I was asked, I told the truth.
But, I have to say, I did my "standard internet research" and I have nothing to be ashamed off.

I honestly wouldn't know what I would do if I was a couple of inches shorter.

 

[ella_v]

I usually go for the truth, when this topic comes up.

However, the interesting question is, are those 40% lies to avoid competition, or are those basicly the real perception of the guys size.

And it would be interesting to know, what is the percieved "average" or normal size of a guy.

 

[Kudram123]

I usually go for the truth, when this topic comes up.

However, the interesting question is, are those 40% lies to avoid competition, or are those basicly the real perception of the guys size.

And it would be interesting to know, what is the percieved "average" or normal size of a guy.

The percieved average, good question.

I would have no idea, I looked up statistics and i'm going by those!

 

[Edensgarden]

Believe it or not, I don't discuss his size with friends. I may make generalizations about what my preferences are, but have no desire to share specific personal information.

I have girlfriends that will discuss every little detail of their sex life and their relationship, down to bathroom habits even. They are also the ones who will bitch about their partner in public too. I will gladly listen to and discuss anything they want concerning themselves, but keep my business to myself.

I would really hope no one would be ashamed of their partner's penis for any reason. Disappointed maybe? That just seems wrong to me.

Just my opinion...

 

[Carnevil9]

I have it on good authority that nearly half of all penises are below average in size!*





*except in Literotica stories, of course

 

[Treasured]

As the saying goes.....Its not how deep you fish its how you wiggle the worm.

 

[Kudram123]

As the saying goes.....Its not how deep you fish its how you wiggle the worm.

Not the size of the boat but the rocking of the ocean?

 

[1sickbastard]

Not the size of the boat but the rocking of the ocean?

It takes a long time to get to cross an ocean in a row boat...

 

[Treasured]

Not the size of the boat but the rocking of the ocean?

That's exactly what I am talking about!

It takes a long time to get to cross an ocean in a row boat...

You say that like it would be a bad thing!

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

Well, I haven't done it often but I do say, "It's a perfect fit for me"

 

[analgirl69]

Rarely

Hmm. I am a guy friend kinda gal. I only ever have one girlfriend at a time, so I do talk about sex but rarely. It's usually them that do and I listen or give advice. I don't typically like to share myself unless I am really inclined..which is slim to never. I am more of a listener.

I have been with my husband for almost 8 years..since we were in high school.. and I have talked about his size only once to a friend. She was my best friend 7 years ago and all I said was that I was excited ( I had just seen it for the first time) that it was big and I was wondering what it would be like. To be truthful, he is a little over average. (Yes.. I know what the averages are not that size honestly even really matters..) But to me it seemed huge because I had only slept with one guy before him and he had (and it will seem like I am exaggerating, but I am not.) a 3 inch penis. If that. And it was really thin. Shocking, because he was like 6'2. But anyway.

Now I did mention his size, but the only reason I did this was because he was making fun of my best friend's penis size. (Long story. Ex was a really mean guy.) My guy friend felt down about it, so I told him my boyfriend was just insecure because of his. To be honest, though, size doesn't matter. At least to me. Sex didn't suck with him because of his size. That didn't really bother me. It sucked because he was an asshole and treated me bad. Like someone in another thread said; it's not the cock, it's the man who's attached to it. Unfortunately for him, that doesn't help him since he's unpleasant too.

 

[DarkPleasures]

Gone.

 

[emap]

Hell if anything the 40% that say he is small are telling the truth. Course there is one thing, some women say he is smaller so their friends won't start fantasizing about him.

Grass is always greener on the other side type thing. I mean if I am friends with a gal who is seeing a great handsome toned guy and she shares he's hung like a horse I'd start picturing him naked. I happen to be living with a guy who is, not really but close enough for my enjoyment. If anything I'd wish he was shorter in length cause he really gets back there.

Oh dang you know I forgot one thing, this 40% of women drop that in half of the actual responders which is at most 50,000 women. I say cut it in half because if she is mad at him when she fills out the questionaire and sends it in, she will go with how she thinks of him right that second. Guys are overbearing jackasses about once a week.

Just for your edification, we know how much you value the size of your dick. If you really piss a gal off she will scream it so the neighbors hear and laugh. Things like, your dick is so fucking small I only know you are in when you grunt. No man is actually that small, ever I'm not kidding here.

 

[Jon4Fun916]

I think that's a guy's one/only insecurity. LOL I'm just above the average published number....it's surprising to me that it seems every guy on the internet is at least 7-8" and I've seen pictures of that and asked myself how the hell they were measuring because they don't look any larger than myself. Does the measurement start at the anus and end at the tip? Lower back? Shoulder blades?

Anyway everyone I've been with has seemed happy with what I've been given and that's good enough for me. Plus I think it's beautiful....but it's mine so that's to be expected. hahaha

Sorry it's a little off topic but I hope not too far.

 

[Jon4Fun916]

As the saying goes.....Its not how deep you fish its how you wiggle the worm.

And if you fish too deep you're bound to hit something...and if you hit it too hard it might hurt the owner of the pond.

 

[Kudram123]

That's exactly what I am talking about!

You say that like it would be a bad thing!

I do love the "dirty sayings"

And that was exactly what I was thinking

 

[klippert]

I read online but can't find the link, that when describing their mans penis to their friends, 40% of women say its small.

What do you tell your friends?

The truth? Or maybe your ashamed and exaggerate? Or maybe your one of the 40%

Sounds like another emasculation article...Im more interested in whom the author is....
Are the respondents dating him or no longer dating. I'm only guessing, His will is small 90% of the time after they've broke up....

 

[Tomahawk26]

I was away at a roller derby tournament recently and my husband sent me a very sexy pic of his dick, hard, in some snug red briefs. He has a great, toned body in general, and he had his dick against his pelvis stretching over to his hip, showing the full length of it, so it was a lovely shot. I had no problem showing some of my fellow derby gals the photo, because I am proud of that 8" cock! I don't think that I generally mention in passing the exact size of him normally, but if it comes up, I certainly do let on that it's sizable!