Ladies of Lit

[8ball]

Please come here so I may show you my policy of Apleasement.

Please stand in an orderly line. Thank you.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Um, ok. What do I do?

 

[bad kitty]

Present

 

[KillerMuffin]

Stand in a line? That isn't the least bit pleasing. Breakfast in bed followed by a day spa treatment, now that's pleasing.

 

[Mischka]

Ooh, I'm with Muff. That sounds perfect. Massage...

Besides, the purple pillow head is concerning. Can you breath?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Oh, I like that, too!

 

[marksgirl]

Stand in a line? That isn't the least bit pleasing. Breakfast in bed followed by a day spa treatment, now that's pleasing.

I have what she's having!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I wonder if 8ball plans to run a room service B&B with attached day spa?

What purple towel?

 

[sunstruck]

I'd like to add a peticure to my spa treatment. Oh, and if you could sing to me as well that'd be great. I'm kind of in the mood for Sinatra. Maybe some Bing Crosby. Old school baby.

 

[Mischka]

What purple towel?

8ball has a pillow, in a purple pillow case, on his head in his av.

 

[bknight2602]

Stand in a line? That isn't the least bit pleasing. Breakfast in bed followed by a day spa treatment, now that's pleasing.

Serves Muffy some "breakfast" in bed.

 

[sunstruck]

What purple towel?

Turn your av's on chica.

 

[Gilly Bean]

I think that perhaps he's abandonded us.


We need some service!!!

 

[8ball]

Damn, I knew I should have had a more concrete plan.
I can't sing worth a darn, unless I am fairly toasted and shoved in front of a mic doing karaoke.
I can give fantastic back rubs, arm rubs, finger rubs, butt rubs, etc.
I actually enjoy cooking, however, someone else can clean up.

I can do all the apleasing you want....for 2 weeks, then, I like to lay around on the couch and give orders. Fair enough?



The pillow on my head is for my daughter. She giggles hysterically in mock terror from the "Pillow-Man".

 

[Mischka]

The pillow on my head is for my daughter. She giggles hysterically in mock terror from the "Pillow-Man".

Ah, that's sweet.

 

[sunstruck]

I can do all the apleasing you want....for 2 weeks, then, I like to lay around on the couch and give orders. Fair enough?

I think we dated once. Once.

Is Pillowman availble for parties? And does he only come in purple?

 

[8ball]

I knew I shouldn't have said that. There goes my tough guy image I was going to try and cultivate.

 

[8ball]

I think we dated once. Once.

Is Pillowman availble for parties? And does he only come in purple?

Color is the choice of the buyer. Just no fuscia (sp?), damnit.