Ladies of Lit Take Off Your Clothes

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Take off your clothes; let me see what it is that you're hiding,
And don't look so shocked, you have nothing to fear from my eyes.

My daddy, is a priest, you know,
and I am not a beast you know,
I just want to love;
I just want to love.

Take of your clothes and stand naked as Nature intended,
And I'll take off mine just to show you that I'm in good faith.

My daddy, is a priest, you know,
and I am not a beast you know,
I just want to look;
I just want to look.

Well now you can see that it isn't as bad as all that,
So lie on the bed and I'll talk of my unhappy childhood.

My daddy, is The Pope, you know,
and I just want a grope, you know,
I just want to feel;
I just want to feel.

Well it will not hurt you, I promise you that, cross my heart,
The first time is always the best, you can ask anybody,

(Spoken)
Ask your mother!

My daddy, is a priest, you know,
and I am not a beast you know,
I just want to feel, I just want to feel.

Well how can you say that I've brought you here just for one purpose?
There are thousands of girls I could get if just wanted that.

(Spoken)
Yes, there are!

My daddy, is a priest, you know,
and I am not a beast you know,
I just want to love;
I just want to love.

Well how does it feel that now you are no longer a maiden?
What do you mean, you want more, and you want it right now? Oh my God!

My daddy, is a priest, you know,
and I am not a beast you know,
I just want to sleep;
I just want to sleep.

(Spoken)
What?
Again?
Oh, it's been 3 times!
Christ Almighty!
What do you think I am, an engine?
Oh no, well here we go

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

well I thought it was funny

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[J.B.]

cute

 

[badasschick]

Unless its hot in "hurre" and your name is Nelly, guess what????

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Unless its hot in "hurre" and your name is Nelly, guess what????

According to Dr. Demento it was originally written in '32 but he plays the newer Judge Dread version, I never said it was mine, I just thought it cute.

 

[Guest]

Nice pics there JB and Gusty Wind...

 

[J.B.]

thank you

 

[Gusty Wind]

,

 

[lilminx]

Nope- you hope an f-bomb drops on me, so fuck you.

 

[Temptress_1960]

Take off your clothes; let me see what it is that you're hiding,

That's assuming we're wearing clothes to start with.