Ladies Masturbation Survey

I have to disagree. I'd rather masturbate than have bad sex. I'd even rather clean the house than engage in sex I'd know would be bad.

Word. I agree. I'd rather alone time than bad sex. :cool: I have no problem getting the job done and done well.
 
6. How did you discover masturbation?

I read about masturbation before I ever did it. I learned from the printed page that people can stimulate their sex organs until they reach orgasm. At that point, I only had an abstract idea of what an orgasm was. If I remember correctly, I envisioned something like a seizure that felt good. This interested me, but I didn't set out to experiment on myself. Then one night I was alone in my room, door locked, and I was reading a book whose title for the life of me I cannot recall. It was a cheap pulp novel and rather filthy, definitely not for someone my age. There was one scene that definitely excited me. It involved a young woman kidnapped and under the complete control of a pervy bad guy. This bad guy got his thrills by slowly undressing the young woman and touching her in ways designed to torment and arouse. Reading this was shocking (what would I do in her position?!?), and reading it had a physical effect that I did not immediately identify. I know now that I was lubricating and that my clitoris was looking for attention, but at the time, I just registered it as feeling squirmy. Without thinking about it much, my right hand cupped the crotch of my panties. I may have thought I'd calm the squirms by holding the area in question, but that touch instantly sent a jolt of pleasure through me. I wanted to feel that again, so I began to rhythmically rub down there. That felt extremely good, so naturally I continued. I felt myself building to the brink of something, and then...kaboom. That's when the sensation of pleasure seemed to hit an extended peak and seemed now to be out of my control. I remember thinking, "That was an orgasm!" I also identified it as something I liked a whole lot and as something that I'd try to replicate soon.
 
I read about masturbation before I ever did it. I learned from the printed page that people can stimulate their sex organs until they reach orgasm. At that point, I only had an abstract idea of what an orgasm was. If I remember correctly, I envisioned something like a seizure that felt good. This interested me, but I didn't set out to experiment on myself. Then one night I was alone in my room, door locked, and I was reading a book whose title for the life of me I cannot recall. It was a cheap pulp novel and rather filthy, definitely not for someone my age. There was one scene that definitely excited me. It involved a young woman kidnapped and under the complete control of a pervy bad guy. This bad guy got his thrills by slowly undressing the young woman and touching her in ways designed to torment and arouse. Reading this was shocking (what would I do in her position?!?), and reading it had a physical effect that I did not immediately identify. I know now that I was lubricating and that my clitoris was looking for attention, but at the time, I just registered it as feeling squirmy. Without thinking about it much, my right hand cupped the crotch of my panties. I may have thought I'd calm the squirms by holding the area in question, but that touch instantly sent a jolt of pleasure through me. I wanted to feel that again, so I began to rhythmically rub down there. That felt extremely good, so naturally I continued. I felt myself building to the brink of something, and then...kaboom. That's when the sensation of pleasure seemed to hit an extended peak and seemed now to be out of my control. I remember thinking, "That was an orgasm!" I also identified it as something I liked a whole lot and as something that I'd try to replicate soon.

Nice! As a male, my first orgasm was scary because I thought that I was going to piss all over myself, and then the contractions started and all of this cum came spitting out. "Wow, that was fun!"
 
I saw this survey online the other day and thought it would be fun to post here.
Some questions are silly but still looks fun.

1. How old are you?
2. What’s your sexual orientation?
3. Your pubic hair?
4. Are you virgin?
5. How old were you when you first masturbated?
6. How did you discover masturbation?
7. How often do you masturbate?
8. When was the last time you masturbated?
9. Do you masturbate to any stimulus?
10. What do you think about?
11. What’s the last thing you thought of or masturbated to?
12. Have you ever walked in on or caught someone masturbating? (If yes, please tell us a little more about it)
13. Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating? (If yes, please tell us a little more about it)
14. Have you ever had cyber sex?
15. Have you ever had phone sex?
16. Have you ever had a wet dream?
17. What’s your favourite method of masturbation? (i.e. Hands/Toys/Lotion/etc.)
18. Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate?
19. Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online?
20. Has anyone ever watched you masturbate in person?
21. Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online?
22. Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?
23. Have you ever masturbated with someone? (Mutual masturbation)
24. Do you enjoy watching others masturbate?
25. Do you enjoy being watched while masturbating?
26. Who do you like to think about when you masturbate?
27. Have you ever told them you think about them while you masturbate?
28. Does anyone know you masturbate? How did they find out?
29. Have you masturbated because your partner wasn’t around to help? Where were they?
30. What’s your most embarrassing masturbation story?
31. What’s your funniest masturbation story?
32. Have you ever masturbated in unique or strange places?
33. Have you ever used something unique or strange to masturbate?
34. Is it easy for you to orgasm or do you have to work for it?
35. What’s the easiest way for you to get off?
36. Is there only one way you can get off? (i.e. Vaginal/Clitoral/Toy Use)
37. Are you able to achieve orgasm through only non-conventional or indirect methods? (Breast Play/Hands-Free/Anal)
38. Do you ever double penetrate while you masturbate?
39. Do you ever suck on a dildo while you masturbate?
40. Do you edge when you masturbate? (Get to the point of orgasm and stop repeatedly to enhance the experience)
41. What position do you typically masturbate in?
42. Describe a typical masturbation session.
43. How long do you usually last?
44. What’s the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm?
45. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had?
46. What’s the most amount of times you’ve cum in a day?
47. How wet do you get? Do you leak fluids when you orgasm? (If yes, please describe)
48. If you are older than 35, how has masturbation changed for you over the years?
49. Do you want to tell us something more about your masturbation experiences?
50. Are you sexually aroused taking this survey?

GOOD LORD t

I know what this is. You're trying to distract me so you can sneak in and steal my leftover pizza. :caning:
 
12. Have you ever walked in on or caught someone masturbating?
Yes

(If yes, please tell us a little more about it)
Through a very narrow crack in the middle of a door, I secretly observed my 18-year-old male cousin drop his shorts, tease himself hard, vigorously stroke his penis in his right fist, and ejaculate into a tube sock. This was all very eye-opening for me.
 
Yes


Through a very narrow crack in the middle of a door, I secretly observed my 18-year-old male cousin drop his shorts, tease himself hard, vigorously stroke his penis in his right fist, and ejaculate into a tube sock. This was all very eye-opening for me.

My ex wouldn't fuck me but he could wank every night.

Into a cloth diaper. 😂
 
My ex wouldn't fuck me but he could wank every night.

Into a cloth diaper. 😂

What was his malfunction? Was he intimidated by you? Did he dislike you? Was he open enough about this wanking that you were regularly aware of it?
 
What was his malfunction? Was he intimidated by you? Did he dislike you? Was he open enough about this wanking that you were regularly aware of it?

He hid his wanking, I just happened to walk in on him a couple of times. And of course I had to wash the crusty diapers he shoved under the bed when he was finished.

His problem? Well he's got a few. They're pretty big, and have nothing to do with me, so I'm learning to let go of feeling like it was my fault.

After we were separated he did tell me this: early in our marriage I shared with him that I had been exposed to porn in my youth and because of that, I couldn't reach orgasm without fantasizing about things that would be considered taboo by our friends and family. It was a confession, and I needed his love and support. What he told me later was that he was so grossed out by the thought that he couldn't have sex with me anymore. True or not, getting him to fuck me was like pulling teeth.

In the 4 1/2 years we've been apart, he's not shown any interest in dating, or in women in general (and no, he's not gay). I've come to the conclusion that he has a very low sex drive, related in part to some of his other issues.

It was horribly discouraging during our marriage, but now I know it's not my fault, and some lucky guy is going to get it good when I get my hands on him. ;)
 
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