Ladies, Ladies, Ladies it isn't so

I can see the whole conversation now...

"Hello?"

"I want to lick your muff and slide your spatula along your nipples."

"Uh, hi Todd."

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT AND SHOW IT TO YOU BEFORE YOU DIE!! YOU DON'T TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT YOU SONOFABITCH!!!" ad infinatum.

He listens in.
 
I can just see it... the Stud siding with me, when Muff and I argue about football.

I'd get to call again!
 
Todd buddy, if it isn't so, then why should they bother?

Did you ever thinkg that MAYBE they WANT that? *shakes head and walks away*
 
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