Ladies? I'll leave you with this: It's only a God Damn hole!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

There's nothing sacred or special about it. Nothing.

No more than an arm, leg or ear. No more than a plant, a tree or moss. No more than a blender or toaster. No more than a Q-tip.

A hole is a hole is a hole. You got yours and we got ours.

The only thing - the 'only' thing any of us can realy do in this life is to 'live' - to stay alive. Survive it. Survive life.

And you ladies - can do it easier by using your hole.

No matter what you've been taught - by whom - over your life. Life is just living and your hole ain't nothin' but a hole. And you aren't anything but a female human. No better, no worse that any of us.

You are eventually - biodegradable! You are dust.

But until then - you've got a hole to have fun with - to use.

Use the fucking thing.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[BustyTheClown]

Bitter much? lol I don't know what the hell this is about, Sparky, but I can tell you there's more to me than just my "hole."

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Sure - there's more to you - to you.

But the 'main irony of life' is........

That in order to survive it, and be happy doing so - means that we must develope selfesteem, self-import and have a good sense of place here - in life.

But the reality is - we don't mean squat to life. When we're gone only those who knew us - remember us - and even that fades away with time.

There's no bitterness here - only reality.

You are an ant. We are all ants. But we must think as if we are better, something more - than ants.

 

[BustyTheClown]

Re: Sure - there's more to you - to you.

But the 'main irony of life' is........

That in order to survive it, and be happy doing so - means that we must develope selfesteem, self-import and have a good sense of place here - in life.

But the reality is - we don't mean squat to life. When we're gone only those who knew us - remember us - and even that fades away with time.

There's no bitterness here - only reality.

You are an ant. We are all ants. But we must think as if we are better, something more - than ants.

It seems as though your problem is more with life rather than with female anatomy. What's up, Sparky?

 

[TN_Vixen]

well I for one, tend to think my "hole" is most special.

I have a special hole, yep.. yes I do. Mine is snapper-tight and can make you men beg for mercy.

Ain't nothing like a good hole, s'what I always say. hehe

 

[Guest]

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Sure - there's more to you - to you.

It seems as though your problem is more with life rather than with female anatomy. What's up, Sparky?

Unemployment is my guess.

It changes your perspective for awhile, doesn't it? I remember the feeling like an ant stage in hunting for a job. Feeling so unimportant because no one wanted me to work for them. It's tough, but it goes away (mostly) once you're back in the world of the fully employed.

 

[CarolineOh]

I guess different people are different kind of holes.

 

[Guest]

 

[TN_Vixen]

I guess different people are different kind of holes.

Yep, CO, and yours just happens to be tinged with chocolate easter bunny residue. heh ;-)

 

[CarolineOh]

Yep, CO, and yours just happens to be tinged with chocolate easter bunny residue. heh ;-)

A girl dates a bunny once, and there goes her reputation

 

[TN_Vixen]

A girl dates a bunny once, and there goes her reputation

LOL.. see, shit always comes back to haunt you. We all consider you the BunnyQueen now, but I suppose I should've kept that to myself, hmm? ;-)

 

[CarolineOh]

LOL.. see, shit always comes back to haunt you. We all consider you the BunnyQueen now, but I suppose I should've kept that to myself, hmm? ;-)

It's too early for me to pick a title, but I'll keep that one in mind

 

[tn_8tiv]

A hole is a hole is a hole. You got yours and we got ours.

HOORAY FOR HOLES. As they say in France, viva la difference!

 

[Allexus_TN]

What's all this about a hole? I mean, c'mon, there is so much more to a woman (or a man for that matter) than a hole. If you are into holes so much...I might be able to arrange a meeting with a nice deep hole in my yard...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yep - it is what you make it.

A hole - male or female - can be 'more than a hole.'

If 'you want.'

It's 'what you think it is' - 'it's what you make of it.'

But - no matter 'what you make of it.' No matter 'how positive' you spin it - life.

In the end - yer just a hole. An ant. A nothing.

You see - understand the absolute fucking reality of 'that' - is exactly what allows one to 'make the best of it.'

Anything else - any 'other' philosophy - demeans life. It lessens the life experience through frustration.

But - by all means - beat your head against the wall you create. Have as good a time of it as possible.

But I know - a hole is nothing more than a hole.

 

[heterotic]

Pardon me if I'm wrong, but I was under the impression that nobody survives life. Unless you're counting Enoch and Elijah, and Lazarus Long from Heinlein's stories.
In a certain deconstructionist-materialist way, any of a woman's holes is nothing more than a temporarily orderly arrangement of energy, but if that's all there is to it, then there's really no point to trying to do well at this life thing, either.

 

[AzureAngel]

At least we're all open-minded and conscientious. *Chuckles.*

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

There is too a reason to 'do good at this life thing,'

FUN!!!!

That's all there is - fun for you. Selfish fun that even though selfish - is better - much better when it includes others. Love - what ever 'that' is - aids in the life quest for fun.

You can have fun - the perception of fun - it is 'what you make of it.'

It just ends. Because 'in the end' you are nothing - a hole.

 

[heterotic]

Re: There is too a reason to 'do good at this life thing,'

FUN!!!!

It just ends. Because 'in the end' you are nothing - a hole.

I like that. I really do. A hole is what we end up as, and it's one of the most fun things around until that point.

For that reason, I'd have to call women's holes kinda special. That is, since fun is the point, and they can be so amazingly fun...

 

[Problem Child]

Hey Sparky, does NSW send you ideas for threads?

I only ask because it seems like being so full of shit would have to be a team effort.