Ladies, if you suddenly had a cock, what's the first thing you'd do with it?

[Guest]

No, really, I'm curious...

... if your body were suddenly that of a guy, but you still had your same thoughts, and memories of being a woman... lets say that somehow aliens had transplanted your brain into a man's body...

... what's the first thing you'd do with your new found equipment???

 

[April]

Rip off the clothes and get to whackin'!

 

[miz_understood]

Stick my hands in my pockets and have a good poke about

 

[Mellon Collie]

Pee standing up, you guys have got it so good.

 

[lilminx]

I'd cry- I like being a woman! Multiple orgasms rule! After I was done crying, I'd probably jerk off to see what it was like...

 

[jcgirl]

Pull the socks out of my pants

Trim the inevitable ear/nose hair

 

[Basia]

give myself an erection then do jumping jacks, just to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Trim the inevitable ear/nose hair

Hey! That hair comes from a bald skull; it grows thow the center of our brains and coems out through our nose and ears. That is why men are referred to as "fuzzy brained".

 

[SimplySouthern]

I would inspect that new tool of mine good and plenty.

Learn the inner working of a penis, if you will.

Then I'd stroke it til I had callouses as big as quarters and I rubbed all my dickskin off. *grin*

Never ask me something you don't wanna know.

 

[miles]

SimplySouthern

What a jerkoff.

 

[lickerish]

"Come out of the closet", be "gay" and poke you men in the ass *just because* and see how you like it!

 

[Adoratrice]

Never ask me something you don't wanna know.

I hope Never thinks of a REALLY good question.



The first thing I would do is cut it off.

 

[peaches~n~cream]

Go outside and pee on a tree.....Geez, how many times have I almost popped my bladder because I absolutely REFUSE! to pee in the woods.

I guess I am afraid of spiders and snakes and other crawly things!!

 

[teresafannin]

I have to agree with Mellon Collie & peaches. I love to camp & hike & it would soooooooo much easier to be able to pee standing up. Of course, this would be after someone revived me after I fainted.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Find that BlondeBeauty and show her what true ravaging is...

 

[Renegade]

Talk about fucking yourself....

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Shuddup.

 

[Renegade]

*zips lip*

 

[celiaKitten]

Hmm, considering my 'oral' nature ... most likely take up yoga ...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

"Come out of the closet", be "gay" and poke you men in the ass *just because* and see how you like it!

I do.

I do like it... can you promise?

 

[Kymberley]

Wait for it to get hard so I have a clue what is going on in the world?

Ah, the power of a man's brain in such a small confine.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Hmm, considering my 'oral' nature ... most likely take up yoga ...

Hey! That reminds me! You were going to tell us something about a talented tongue or something like that?

 

[lickerish]

can you promise?

no.. cuz i *know* you'd like it too much. you don't count.

 

[celiaKitten]

My Wonderful, Abnormal Tongue

Ok STG ....

I've very deeply impressed my past partners with a particular 'talent' I aquired. That is, I could deep throat and hold 'the buddies' on my tongue ...

Ok there!! I said it!!

Damnit man, you've caused 7 blushes today ....

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Re: My Wonderful, Abnormal Tongue

Ok STG ....

I've very deeply impressed my past partners with a particular 'talent' I aquired. That is, I could deep throat and hold 'the buddies' on my tongue ...

Forget the train tickets, the red-eye flight tickets are waiting at the airport!

Ok there!! I said it!!

Confession is good for the soul

Damnit man, you've caused 7 blushes today ....

Blushes are sexy - they mean you are turned on (learned that in sex-ed 101).