I was at an early morning social gathering today and I got busted doing something in the bathroom.
I was at a friend's place with a few other people when I felt the urge to take a piss so I went into the bathroom in order to relieve myself of that urge.Now when I piss I'll often stand as far away from the toilet as I possibly can just to see how good my aim is and how much force there is behind my flow and this piss was no different.
As I'm leaning against the wall and pee shooting at the crapper I noticed a full length mirror on the bathroom door and, for whatever reason, I started thinking about the movie "Silence of the Lambs".After I completely drained the urine from my bladder I felt this strange attraction to the mirror, almost as if it was calling out to me, and without even really thinking I pulled my pants down rather than zipping them back up.
Standing there naked from the waist down, I tucked my pecker between my legs to see what I would look like with a pussy and I posed in front of the mirror.Again remembering that classic film I began speaking to myself in the mirror saying things like "I'm so sexy." and "I'd fuck me.".I was really getting into it and just as I began to pet my make-believe pussy the door swung open and my friend walked in on me.Needless to say, she was shocked and I was embarrassed.
This is the kind of thing that can completely ruin a friendship.From now on everytime that she looks at me I'm sure she'll be remembering the time that she saw my fake pussy and heard me talking about how I turned myself on.The chances are pretty good that our relationship will be strained because of this and I just want to warn all of you....always make sure that the door is locked whenever you decide to temporarily change your sexual appearence and flirt with yourself in front of a mirror.
Thank you for reading.
~i~
I was at a friend's place with a few other people when I felt the urge to take a piss so I went into the bathroom in order to relieve myself of that urge.Now when I piss I'll often stand as far away from the toilet as I possibly can just to see how good my aim is and how much force there is behind my flow and this piss was no different.
As I'm leaning against the wall and pee shooting at the crapper I noticed a full length mirror on the bathroom door and, for whatever reason, I started thinking about the movie "Silence of the Lambs".After I completely drained the urine from my bladder I felt this strange attraction to the mirror, almost as if it was calling out to me, and without even really thinking I pulled my pants down rather than zipping them back up.
Standing there naked from the waist down, I tucked my pecker between my legs to see what I would look like with a pussy and I posed in front of the mirror.Again remembering that classic film I began speaking to myself in the mirror saying things like "I'm so sexy." and "I'd fuck me.".I was really getting into it and just as I began to pet my make-believe pussy the door swung open and my friend walked in on me.Needless to say, she was shocked and I was embarrassed.
This is the kind of thing that can completely ruin a friendship.From now on everytime that she looks at me I'm sure she'll be remembering the time that she saw my fake pussy and heard me talking about how I turned myself on.The chances are pretty good that our relationship will be strained because of this and I just want to warn all of you....always make sure that the door is locked whenever you decide to temporarily change your sexual appearence and flirt with yourself in front of a mirror.
Thank you for reading.
~i~
Only I want one with an outtie...
