Ladies . . . get your tits out here

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I was being polite.

I want to do unspeakable things to your hip.

Or, have it do unspeakable things to me.

Le fucking sigh.


you know... if you weren't so opposed, I could hold her down for you if you'd like. I could also be at the ready to run to the fridge to get you bottles of water for when you get thirsty.
 
you know... if you weren't so opposed, I could hold her down for you if you'd like. I could also be at the ready to run to the fridge to get you bottles of water for when you get thirsty.
Ahem. If he'd like?
 
I mean... if you'd like a wingman. I'll even hold your towel while you shower her fuck off of you.
 
I like the less polite response. :kiss:

I offer no superlatives as none can do justice to your beauty. This is hard for me to admit as I write for a living.

Instead, I will say a simple 'thanks' in the hopes that it conveys just how fucking hot you look.

And stuff.

*wood*


:rose:
 
I remember when Y used to be my wingman.

What a fucking prick.
 
I appear to be playing the role of fuck toy in your fantasy about Islandman.

I would like you to know that you are the central character in this fantasy I have with Islandman. My flippancy about you is nothing but theater. I know exactly who you are but only theories as to how you like to reach your orgasms. In order to put these theories to the test I require one Islandman. He is a fickle individual when it comes to bromances and must be wooed first in order to win his full trust.
 
I would like you to know that you are the central character in this fantasy I have with Islandman. My flippancy about you is nothing but theater. I know exactly who you are but only theories as to how you like to reach your orgasms. In order to put these theories to the test I require one Islandman. He is a fickle individual when it comes to bromances and must be wooed first in order to win his full trust.

So, you're both using me for sex?

Not a complaint, just an observation.

Carry on.
 
I would like you to know that you are the central character in this fantasy I have with Islandman. My flippancy about you is nothing but theater. I know exactly who you are but only theories as to how you like to reach your orgasms. In order to put these theories to the test I require one Islandman. He is a fickle individual when it comes to bromances and must be wooed first in order to win his full trust.
Fickleness requires a deft hand. Well, for such a worthy cause as bromance, I suppose being subjected to orgasms is the least I could do.

So, you're both using me for sex?

Not a complaint, just an observation.

Carry on.
Indeed. I believe y = mx + b is using both of us.
 
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