Ladies . . . get your tits out here

[islandman]

probably more comfortable (and more likely wife approved) than my original idea of sprinkling some of this stuff on top of the sheets before I call it a night

http://clawsonsupply.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/OIL-DRI-Premium-Absorbent-LSS_i_LB39821.18121231_std.jpg

I mean... if it works for oil...

Cat litter.

Much cheaper, just as effective.

But you'll end up smelling like a cat's butt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cat litter.

Much cheaper, just as effective.

But you'll end up smelling like a cat's butt.

We've already suggested that, you twat.

 

[chillywilly2]

Cookie crumbs work too.

crackers would likely be cheaper...and less likely to leave chocolate chip stains on the sheets

 

[chillywilly2]

Cat litter.

Much cheaper, just as effective.

But you'll end up smelling like a cat's butt.

I'm pretty sure she meant NEW cat littler rather than used

 

[islandman]

We've already suggested that, you twat.

No one comes to this thread to read, dearie.

 

[Fata Morgana]

No one comes to this thread to read, dearie.

Dearie? Now I picture you in a rocking chair with your hair in a bun, knitting.

 

[islandman]

Dearie? Now I picture you in a rocking chair with your hair in a bun, knitting.

I'll knit you a cock-warmer.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'll knit you a cock-warmer.

I've still got yours, it doubles as a thimble when I'm sewing.

 

[chillywilly2]

I've still got yours, it doubles as a thimble when I'm sewing.

now thats funny

 

[islandman]

I've still got yours, it doubles as a thimble when I'm sewing.

That's not blood, that's hate coming out.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That's not blood, that's hate coming out.

I only hate spiders.

 

[islandman]

I only hate spiders.

Death by spider it is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I only hate spiders.

I love my tarantula.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I love my tarantula.

Jesus, you haven't?

 

[RjThoughts]

I love my tarantula.

Chem's favorite defunct hockey team:

http://centralhockeyleague.com.ismmedia.com/ISM3/thumbcache/a8b58503a3fb43768699f8f80fd488c3.200.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jesus, you haven't?

it's hot pink.

 

[islandman]

it's hot pink.

Actual spider or sex toy?

 

[pete]

I love my tarantula.

i hope you're using tarantula as a euphamism...

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I'm imagining wearing an apron with lift-up flaps.

Found my first try at a self picture. I clearly had no idea how to hold the camera.

Now that's one marvelous angle!

 

[J-Rod]

http://imgur.com/bGd15UZ

Looks like you might need some help... I offer you my assistance

 

[QuickDuck]

I love this thread.

how could you not?

 

[bigrlnsocal]

Looks like you might need some help... I offer you my assistance

I'll take you up on that offer

 

[crazychemgirl]

Actual spider or sex toy?

i hope you're using tarantula as a euphamism...

nope... it's an actual arachnid.. it's a Chilean rose hair spider and so the back is hot pink and the legs are light pink hair

 

[pete]

nope... it's an actual arachnid.. it's a Chilean rose hair spider and so the back is hot pink and the legs are light pink hair

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/ewww/grand/ewww-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-574.gif

 

[chillywilly2]

nope... it's an actual arachnid.. it's a Chilean rose hair spider and so the back is hot pink and the legs are light pink hair

what colour does it turn when somebody steps on it