Ladies, do your part for freedom!

[Paradox]

The President has asked that we unite for a common
cause.

Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand
nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman
that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women
should run out of their house naked to help weed out
the terrorists.

The United States appreciates your efforts, and
applauds you.

God bless America

 

[Simply Me]

Hmm, and I thought we were going to be asked to do something different than we already do.

 

[Pokerman]

You already go outside naked at 7:00 everynight?

Are there any houses for sale on your block?

 

[GuyJD]

The President has asked that we unite for a common
cause.

Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand
nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman
that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women
should run out of their house naked to help weed out
the terrorists.

The United States appreciates your efforts, and
applauds you.

God bless America

DAMN, I got to run out and get some video tapes for my camcorder.
Can you say, "GIRLS GONE WILD 4"?

 

[Simply Me]

You already go outside naked at 7:00 everynight?

Are there any houses for sale on your block?

Surprisingly, they have all sold. Wonder if the increase in the sale of binoculars is related?

 

[Mischka]

...tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists.

Now is that 7:00 eastern time, or at 7:00 within each time zone? We need all the details if we're going to do this right, you know.

 

[Pokerman]

Surprisingly, they have all sold. Wonder if the increase in the sale of binoculars is related?

Forget the binoculars, check out the increase in sales of digital video cameras, with 128x zoom and steady shot capablities (best for when one hand is busy while video taping the action, ....)

 

[Simply Me]

Forget the binoculars, check out the increase in sales of digital video cameras, with 128x zoom and steady shot capablities (best for when one hand is busy while video taping the action, ....)

I will never be able to look old Mr. Johnson in the eyes again.

 

[Pokerman]

I will never be able to look old Mr. Johnson in the eyes again.

and just WHERE will you be looking then? At Mr Johnson's....johnson?

 

[Simply Me]

and just WHERE will you be looking then? At Mr Johnson's....johnson?

You know, it's funny. I can't seem to recall what color his eyes are. But I think his inseam is around 36".

 

[MissTaken]

God Bless America

Just to be sure, I think I will do my patriotic duty every hour on the hour so as to ensure I hit the correct time zone!

My neighbors who keep careful track of who cums and goes at my house, should have a good time with that one!

 

[celiaKitten]

Hey Paradox ...

Hmmm, so if I do this you're gonna be showing up at my house huh????

 

[Paradox]

CeliaKitten,

I think I could be there by 7:00.

 

[celiaKitten]

I don't doubt it!

but I'm going to Kalamazoo this weekend, hmmmm, that's even closer eh??

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Sheesh !

Been getting emails about this ...

Rather funny.

Lets see the men naked !!

Come on now !!! LOL

 

[Thumper]

Been there, done that

Now it is YOUR turn!

 

[Paradox]

It isn't 7:00 yet. Besides, I don't think there is anything in the Koran about naked men being sinful. Is there? Of course, I'm always willing to do my part...

 

[rahfirst]

Yes!!

Yes indeed, I'm sure ya'll can hardly wait to see all those old bald headed fat boys come charging out of their doors.

Just the image of that makes my stomach hurt.

 

[YoungGun69]

The President has asked that we unite for a common
cause.

Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand
nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman
that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women
should run out of their house naked to help weed out
the terrorists.

The United States appreciates your efforts, and
applauds you.

God bless America

We should also photgraph the nude women and mail them to terrorist who will go mad seeing them and become normal people like us.. sexuals beeings..

 

[luv2tvl69]

Ladies, do your part for freedom

I think its a great idea--anything for our country,

however some of us can be scary naked ......might just scare the Americans out as well. Mmy body may look better (atleast from the below the breasts down) covered in that black garb....LOL