ladies, bored driving to work? how bout an orgasm?

[Chantilyvamp]

This was on Top gear tonight and if you see me secret santa and they are rich

Road trip anyone? *giggles*

Erotic car seat seduction massager!

 

[rgraham666]

Give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Driving while under the influence'.

I suspect your insurance company would have things to say about it as well.

 

[buxxxom]

Get your kicks on Route 66!

 

[SlickTony]

And law enforcement is having a fit over people talking on their cell phones...!

 

[TxRad]

I've to two words: Cruise control

Remember us guys have experience from blowjobs while driving. Cruise control unless you want to do a hundred mile per hour orgasm that is.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

This was on Top gear tonight and if you see me secret santa and they are rich

Road trip anyone? *giggles*

Erotic car seat seduction massager!

To hell with Secret Santa........... I wanna carpool with you!!!!!

 

[slyc_willie]

I've to two words: Cruise control

Remember us guys have experience from blowjobs while driving. Cruise control unless you want to do a hundred mile per hour orgasm that is.

Funny -- I always ended up going too slow.

 

[TE999]

Funny -- I always ended up going too slow.

Or wandering from lane to lane.

"Honest officer, I'm not drunk. I was just gettin' a hum job."

 

[slyc_willie]

Or wandering from lane to lane.

"Honest officer, I'm not drunk. I was just gettin' a hum job."

I actually was pulled over one time while receiving such attention. It was because I was doing thirty in a forty-five and the officer thought I might have been stoned or something. Soon as he saw my girlfriend wiping her mouth, though, he just wished me a good night.

Of course, my gf was so embarrassed about it that she insisted i take her home right away . . .

 

[Vermilion]

Someone I know got charged with driving 'without due care and attention' when he got pulled over with his girlfriend's head in his lap...
Guess it depends how jealous the cop is
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[Chantilyvamp]

To hell with Secret Santa........... I wanna carpool with you!!!!!

lmao, i didnt see this earlier

 

[deathlynx]

Remember us guys have experience from blowjobs while driving. Cruise control unless you want to do a hundred mile per hour orgasm that is.

Speak for yourself...some of us aren't so lucky...
Good tip though...

 

[slyc_willie]

Speak for yourself...some of us aren't so lucky...
Good tip though...

Hey, DL . . . .

Think it might be time for a long drive in the country with the mrs.

From what I've observed, women are pretty, um, anxious when they're pregnant . . . .

 

[deathlynx]

Hey, DL . . . .
Think it might be time for a long drive in the country with the mrs.

Nope...she's not much for that...

From what I've observed, women are pretty, um, anxious when they're pregnant . . . .

*points to the blurt and question for mothers threads* She's been considerably less active...