Lactating

I know that, back when I had screaming babies to feed, I was just dying to provide wank fodder for random internet pervs. I had no desire to be seen as an actual person with needs of my own. I bet you get hundreds of offers!
 
Does anyone lactate willingly? Is that a thing? Can you will that to happen?

I just... I don't think that's how tits work.

Like we had to buy a machine.
 
Does anyone lactate willingly? Is that a thing? Can you will that to happen?

I just... I don't think that's how tits work.

Like we had to buy a machine.
Oh, there's a whole kink scene over lactating. I learned years ago there is no original weirdness - there's always someone waay out there with swivel-eyes and hand-cramp :cool:
 
oh sure random internet dude

let me get my teets out and share the bounty
 
I could never take Marvel Comics seriously because the most dangerous villain in the cosmos was named γάλακος.

(This was when I was fourteen and took all sorts of things seriously.)
 
I could never take Marvel Comics seriously because the most dangerous villain in the cosmos was named γάλακος.

(This was when I was fourteen and took all sorts of things seriously.)

Your sig is divine, sweetie.

Hmm, I like Marvel Comics but I've never heard of that villain. There are lots of books I don't follow so that isn't surprising.
 
Your sig is divine, sweetie.
:heart:
It links to my decade-old freaky smut, too.

Hmm, I like Marvel Comics but I've never heard of that villain. There are lots of books I don't follow so that isn't surprising.

Galactus, the guy with the huuuuuuge purple hat that eats planets.

I just can't take any threat to the universe named Breast Milk seriously.
 
:heart:
It links to my decade-old freaky smut, too.



Galactus, the guy with the huuuuuuge purple hat that eats planets.

I just can't take any threat to the universe named Breast Milk seriously.

Oh I didn't get that out of the funky font! Sure, Breast Milk guy. ;)
 
:heart:
It links to my decade-old freaky smut, too.



Galactus, the guy with the huuuuuuge purple hat that eats planets.

I just can't take any threat to the universe named Breast Milk seriously.

The most powerful villain in the DC universe is arguably Santa Clause.
 
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