Kuntbate

[Fata Morgana]

I'm not quite sure what it is, maybe it's cos she's all crippled and vulnerable like, but I'm starting to fancy the fox murdering slag a bit.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ooh your last post. You saucy fucking minx.

 

[kbate]

I'm somewhere between prepared to commit mass murder, commit multiple mass murder and just sit and cry.

I haven't started watching my Kate Beckinsale movies yet, so it's not quite that bad.

 

[spacekowboy]

Her cuntiness rubs off on you after awhile, I must say.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Serendipity makes me cry but not in a good way.

 

[duranman]

I'm somewhere between prepared to commit mass murder, commit multiple mass murder and just sit and cry.

I haven't started watching my Kate Beckinsale movies yet, so it's not quite that bad.

Did you know her dad? He was born and bred up the road from our gorgeous Fata. True...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Aah. I shall be sweet to you then and not saw off a good 8 inches from your crutches for a laugh. Kate fucking Beckinsale? I hope you haven't got White Out in that collection. The worst film I've ever seen. She has fabulous hair though.

 

[kbate]

Her cuntiness rubs off on you after awhile, I must say.

cuntiness is all you'll ever get. someday, fata could get more.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Did you know her dad? He was born and bred up the road from our gorgeous Fata. True...

The other daughter is the spit of him isn't she.

 

[kbate]

I usually start with Underworld, then run through the two sequels, then off to Pearl Harbor, Van Helsing and yes. . . horrors, whiteout and last days of disco.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I usually start with Underworld, then run through the two sequels, then off to Pearl Harbor, Van Helsing and yes. . . horrors, whiteout and last days of disco.

I watched her in summat the other day where she was an alcoholic lawyer defending a murdering goth cunt. It was quite good actually.

 

[kbate]

She looks like me, but with tits, hips and better makeup and hair that isn't hopeless, so not so much like me, but what I think I'd look like with tits, hips, better makeup and hair that isn't hopeless.

 

[bg23]

Her cuntiness rubs off on you after awhile, I must say.

i read this as "her cunt rubs off on you after a while" and i thought, what a slut.


rereading it hasn't really changed my mind.

 

[kbate]

i read this as "her cunt rubs off on you after a while" and i thought, what a slut.

rereading it hasn't really changed my mind.

I've missed you since the days of the stupid pirate game.

 

[Fata Morgana]

She looks like me, but with tits, hips and better makeup and hair that isn't hopeless, so not so much like me, but what I think I'd look like with tits, hips, better makeup and hair that isn't hopeless.

I look like her Dad's cellmate except he's got bigger tits and better hair than me.

 

[spacekowboy]

cuntiness is all you'll ever get. someday, fata could get more.

Your hard to get is quite endearing.
I'm getting rather adept at flying my drone with a go-pro mounted to it. Have your silly little sapphic gropefest I'm content with documenting the proceedings.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Aww. Someone post Fletch & Godber.

 

[scrymettet]

she is a doll with attitude

 

[kbate]

I look like her Dad's cellmate except he's got bigger tits and better hair than me.

It sounds as if we're made for each other.

now if only you read books or something, I'd marry you.

 

[spacekowboy]

i read this as "her cunt rubs off on you after a while" and i thought, what a slut.


rereading it hasn't really changed my mind.

She has rubbed her cunt off raw to me countless times.



She just won't admit it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Your hard to get is quite endearing.
I'm getting rather adept at flying my drone with a go-pro mounted to it. Have your silly little sapphic gropefest I'm content with documenting the proceedings.

Get away from her, you BITCH!

 

[kbate]

Your hard to get is quite endearing.
I'm getting rather adept at flying my drone with a go-pro mounted to it. Have your silly little sapphic gropefest I'm content with documenting the proceedings.

if that's to be my 15 minutes, so be it.

 

[kbate]

she is a doll with attitude

Years and years of being the nicest man on lit, don't ever change scry

 

[scrymettet]

Years and years of being the nicest man on lit, don't ever change scry

not in the plan

 

[spacekowboy]

Get away from her, you BITCH!

Don't make me shoot you out an air lock.