An old friend and I are having this email conversation based on fruit (euphemsim for sex). So he came up with a fruite called Kumquats or Cumquats (how a propos). We are having what we call cyber fruit (as opposed to cyber sex). The goal is to exchange a couple of emails a day that have to do with sex but never mention the word. We are doing this on hotmail so during work hours...
This is a Kumquats (Cumquats-British spelling) have been called "the little gold gems of the citrus family". It is an entirely edible fruit, as is the grape. The kumquat has a thin, sweet peel and a zesty, somewhat tart center. The kumquat tastes best if it is gently rolled between the fingers before being eaten, as this releases the essential oils in the rind. It is delicious eaten on its own with the peel.
And here is our first converstion:
HIM:
Now that you have introduced a historical aspect to this fruit. It is my understanding that in ye olde England young maidens would try to pick this fruit. Since it was difficult to remove from the shrubbery, they had to repeatedly jerk the Cumquat from the branch, but if it was done to quickly the fruit would break open and the young maiden would be cover with juice. The name for this activity, though complicated and not appropriate, was called "Master Cumming", nothing like the bastion fruit which shared the same first name.
MISS DIVA
Ah yes I have heard of that activity. It was also followed by heavy moaning and screaming because the young maidens so enjoyed the activity.
And if the Cumquat would not be jerked from the branches, some of the young maidens you use their mouths to lick and suck the fruit off the branch. And the fruit would flow a thicker, saltier juice. Now the result was the same but the juice would be in their mouths. Some maidens swallowed and others did not. And yet another version of Master Cumming was invented.
I am now awaiting his response to mine...keep you posted
This is a Kumquats (Cumquats-British spelling) have been called "the little gold gems of the citrus family". It is an entirely edible fruit, as is the grape. The kumquat has a thin, sweet peel and a zesty, somewhat tart center. The kumquat tastes best if it is gently rolled between the fingers before being eaten, as this releases the essential oils in the rind. It is delicious eaten on its own with the peel.
And here is our first converstion:
HIM:
Now that you have introduced a historical aspect to this fruit. It is my understanding that in ye olde England young maidens would try to pick this fruit. Since it was difficult to remove from the shrubbery, they had to repeatedly jerk the Cumquat from the branch, but if it was done to quickly the fruit would break open and the young maiden would be cover with juice. The name for this activity, though complicated and not appropriate, was called "Master Cumming", nothing like the bastion fruit which shared the same first name.
MISS DIVA
Ah yes I have heard of that activity. It was also followed by heavy moaning and screaming because the young maidens so enjoyed the activity.
And if the Cumquat would not be jerked from the branches, some of the young maidens you use their mouths to lick and suck the fruit off the branch. And the fruit would flow a thicker, saltier juice. Now the result was the same but the juice would be in their mouths. Some maidens swallowed and others did not. And yet another version of Master Cumming was invented.
I am now awaiting his response to mine...keep you posted
