KS Breaking News: Journalists held in NK released to President Bill Clinton

[Killswitch]

Confidential sources close to this reporter, and within the White House have confirmed that the two female reporters held in North Korea have been realeased to Bill Clinton.

Take that you Republican dorks.

Now Sports!

 

[Wrong Element]

It took 60 years, but Clinton is finally going to get a 3-way with Asian chicks after all.

This qualifies as good news.

 

[Killswitch]

Cant wait to hear what shit spin and negativity the republigoons will put on this.

Like a kid that got upstaged they are gonna whine like babies.

Wait for it....

 

[PhDinSB]

the headlines should be "Bill Clinton Gets Two Female Asians Off"

thank you, i'll be here all week. try the veal!

 

[jeninflorida]

It took 60 years, but Clinton is finally going to get a 3-way with Asian chicks after all.

This qualifies as good news.

free lap dances....

 

[jeninflorida]

Cant wait to hear what shit spin and negativity the republigoons will put on this.

Like a kid that got upstaged they are gonna whine like babies.

Wait for it....

and you don't think that the democrates are just as negative and spin shit?

 

[tinylittlegnat]

and you don't think that the democrates are just as negative and spin shit?

oh no doubt they do it but the conservatives do it more and with more negativity

 

[jeninflorida]

oh no doubt they do it but the conservatives do it more and with more negativity

really have you watched msnbc? I like to watch it some times at night, its very entertaining! I think rachael can kick keith's ass though...

the press secetary is very negative and a pompus ass, i love the "We Won" speach last month.

now, I have not watch foxed or listen to rush, so I have no idea how negative those groups are.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Confidential sources close to this reporter, and within the White House have confirmed that the two female reporters held in North Korea have been realeased to Bill Clinton.

Take that you Republican dorks.

Now Sports!

If this is true, it is GREAT news, and there is nothing about it that this Republican could imagine disparaging.

If fact, what about it is politically partisan?

Are you suggesting there is something about Clinton being a Democrat that caused the release?

IF NK took the girls captive during a Democratic administration, I would certainly hope they would be released as quickly as possible within that same administration. If political affiliation did not affect their capture why would it affect their release?

Welcome home, ladies!

 

[The_Trouvere]

and you don't think that the democrates are just as negative and spin shit?

It has been awhile since the Democrats have felt any need to put a negative spin on positive news for which the Republicans were responsible.

 

[The_Trouvere]

Cant wait to hear what shit spin and negativity the republigoons will put on this.

Like a kid that got upstaged they are gonna whine like babies.

Wait for it....

The wingnuts will say that this proves that Bill Clinton and President Obama are Marxists, like Kim Jong-il.

 

[PannieMonster]

If this is true, it is GREAT news, and there is nothing about it that this Republican could imagine disparaging.

If fact, what about it is politically partisan?

Are you suggesting there is something about Clinton being a Democrat that caused the release?

IF NK took the girls captive during a Democratic administration, I would certainly hope they would be released as quickly as possible within that same administration. If political affiliation did not affect their capture why would it affect their release?

Welcome home, ladies!

I agree, this is great news, considering that they could have been given the death sentence!

By JEAN H. LEE, Associated Press Writer Jean H. Lee, Associated Press Writer – 1 min ago
SEOUL, South Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong Il issued a "special pardon" freeing two jailed American journalists after talks with former U.S. President Bill Clinton, North Korea's official news agency announced Wednesday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090804/ap_on_re_as/as_nkorea_journalists_held

 

[tinylittlegnat]

The wingnuts will say that this proves that Bill Clinton and President Obama are Marxists, like Kim Jong-il.

ooh thats a good one.

 

[PannieMonster]

Confidential sources close to this reporter, and within the White House have confirmed that the two female reporters held in North Korea have been realeased to Bill Clinton.

Take that you Republican dorks.

Now Sports!

The wingnuts will say that this proves that Bill Clinton and President Obama are Marxists, like Kim Jong-il.

ooh thats a good one.

Now left wingtards, you aren't leaving a good example for your leader:

http://citizenwells.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/smears.jpg

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Now left wingtards, you aren't leaving a good example for your leader:

http://citizenwells.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/smears.jpg

AAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! The first sentence under "Fight the Smears" is:

"What you wont hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon..."

So much for "Fighting the Smears"!

As for these other guys, it only proves that no matter how nice and elegant the party, some clowns always have to step outside to huddle over smokes and dirty jokes.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

AAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! The first sentence under "Fight the Smears" is:

"What you wont hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon..."

So much for "Fighting the Smears"!

As for these other guys, it only proves that no matter how nice and elegant the party, some clowns always have to step outside to huddle over smokes and dirty jokes.

Both parties suck--by virtue of there being two parties. With two parties, all you need to do is beat the other party. Since they both want to beat the other equally desperately, they both equally suck.

 

[jeninflorida]

It has been awhile since the Democrats have felt any need to put a negative spin on positive news for which the Republicans were responsible.

please! bill clinton made many mistakes....obama is a natural disaster

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Both parties suck--by virtue of there being two parties. With two parties, all you need to do is beat the other party. Since they both want to beat the other equally desperately, they both equally suck.

Oh, I still think there is a thread of ideology somewhere near the center of both camps around which the ugliness swirls, but I think it is hilarious when either side publishes something like this and is oblivious to its double meaning -- at least I hope they were oblivious.

 

[berry juice]

hands off Bill Clinton. I find him very hot and sexy, still

 

[The_Trouvere]

please! bill clinton made many mistakes....obama is a natural disaster

In order to think that way one has to be ideologically driven to the right. The Clinton years were years of peace and a broadly based economic expansion. Most Americans did not care about his affair with Monika Lewinsky. Indeed, as more details of this "scandal" leaked out, Clinton's approval rating went up.

According to a Fox News Poll taken July 21-22, 2009 61% of Americans think George Bush is more responsible for our economic problems. 16% think President Obama is more responsible. Even Republicans blame Bush by 34% to 30%.
http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/072309_poll.pdf

 

[IrezumiKiss]

AAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! The first sentence under "Fight the Smears" is:

"What you wont hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon..."

So much for "Fighting the Smears"!

And look who's been smearing the most. Go Birthers! Go Teleprompters! Yaaaay team!

According to a Fox News Poll taken July 21-22, 2009 61% of Americans think George Bush is more responsible for our economic problems. 16% think President Obama is more responsible. Even Republicans blame Bush by 34% to 30%.
http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/072309_poll.pdf

*erk*

 

[John Doe]

Stop trying to report the news. It's always shit we've already heard about.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

And look who's been smearing the most. Go Birthers! Go Teleprompters! Yaaaay team!

You miss the point of my laughter. It wasn't about who does what MOST. It was the backhanded nature of the smear as the introduction to a call for inter-party civility. That's FAR better than the average smear.

If it was inadvertent, the Obama camp should be appropriately embarrassed.

If it was intended to appear inadvertent, then it was fucking brilliant, and I am assuming they laughed a lot harder than I did.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You miss the point of my laughter. It wasn't about who does what MOST. It was the backhanded nature of the smear as the introduction to a call for inter-party civility. That's FAR better than the average smear.

If it was inadvertent, the Obama camp should be appropriately embarrassed.

If it was intended to appear inadvertent, then it was fucking brilliant, and I am assuming they laughed a lot harder than I did.

Well, Obama's pancreas must be ripping from all the laughing because I sure don't see him doing any smearing. If you lead by example and those following aren't going by the manual, then you best know where it is that your finger is pointing towards. Or maybe the energy spent looking and digging for shit to throw could be better served towards making things better, yey?

 

[PannieMonster]

If you lead by example and those following aren't going by the manual, then you best know where it is that your finger is pointing towards.

At your own party, right?