The porn star. Ebbi, Abby, Angelique. 23 years old. Fucking unbelievable. Prettier that most celebrities. Very dirty in bed. Does EVERYTHING. Why? She must like to fuck. Why hasn't anyone locked her down. Some rich guy could probably offer her the financial support she requires. As long as she comes home to him, he probably wouldn't mind if she fucked around. I'm just intrigued by her and would love to know her story. It's like Taylor Swift turned into a porn star.
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Mello_SixtyNine
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Ummm...ok?
Stewart_Pidd
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pics or it didn't happen bro!
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Now, whine again to the Board about sex in your marital bed, loser.
Are you honest with your wife about how disappointed you are that she's not this 23-year-old actress who only does the fantasy shit your empty ego gets off on because bozos like you pay her like a whore? Your wife doesn't have a chance against the disgusting, junior high, sex object attitude you obviously, and inherently, are diseased with.
If you were actually a man, you'd divorce her so she at least has another chance to find one to make a life with.
Now, whine again to the Board about sex in your marital bed, loser.
Are you honest with your wife about how disappointed you are that she's not this 23-year-old actress who only does the fantasy shit your empty ego gets off on because bozos like you pay her like a whore? Your wife doesn't have a chance against the disgusting, junior high, sex object attitude you obviously, and inherently, are diseased with.
If you were actually a man, you'd divorce her so she at least has another chance to find one to make a life with.
Sheesh!Must suck to be a boy like you posting on an internet porn site where even Playgrounders are more mature than you...
Dude, seriously: divorce your wife so she has a chance to find someone other than a punk who finds nothing wrong with logging onto an internet porn board and 1) posting about how his wife doesn't meet his porn expectations in bed, and 2) how he's presently getting off on some young chick who only meets his porn expectations because bozos like him pay her like a whore.
Does your wife post here?
Does your wife know you post here?
Does your wife know that you post about her and young porn actresses you get off on, here?
On the other hand...
How do you feel about taking over so proficiently for miles?
Dude, seriously: divorce your wife so she has a chance to find someone other than a punk who finds nothing wrong with logging onto an internet porn board and 1) posting about how his wife doesn't meet his porn expectations in bed, and 2) how he's presently getting off on some young chick who only meets his porn expectations because bozos like him pay her like a whore.
Does your wife post here?
Does your wife know you post here?
Does your wife know that you post about her and young porn actresses you get off on, here?
On the other hand...
How do you feel about taking over so proficiently for miles?
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It can't BEGIN to suck as much as being a lying, fake-ass libertarian moralist who is trapped in a socialist mockery of his fantasized "beloved" country and whose life is so miserable that he has to live in a godforsaken desert with rattlesnakes and coyotes because he can't bear to pay taxes to an "illegitimate regime" but who will nonetheless buy a stealth helicopter from a major government defense contractor while somehow maintaining an internet connection to a porn site despite his hatred for porn.
Yeah, that must really suck.
BTW, who peddles the bike to run the generator to power this palace?
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It can't BEGIN to suck as much as being a lying, fake-ass libertarian moralist who is trapped in a socialist mockery of his fantasized "beloved" country and whose life is so miserable that he has to live in a godforsaken desert with rattlesnakes and coyotes because he can't bear to pay taxes to an "illegitimate regime" but who will nonetheless buy a stealth helicopter from a major government defense contractor while somehow maintaining an internet connection to a porn site despite his hatred for porn.
Yeah, that must really suck.
BTW, who peddles the bike to run the generator to power this palace?
I'm disappointed. You left out scorpions.
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BTW, who peddles the bike to run the generator to power this palace?
His mommy.
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I'm pretty sure his mommy had an ironclad provision in the agreement with the adoption agency that her identity and address were never to be revealed and that she happily resumed her work in the local brothel.
Hell, "Big E" may have very well escorted her to his senior prom. "Senior." Get it? He and his neo-Nazi buddies probably had a great laugh about it.
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Wrong Element
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She does look a bit like Taylor Swift at the beginning of this gfycat.
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Yah, she's pretty damn hot.
Mello_SixtyNine
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Yah, she's pretty damn hot.
That's not Krystal Boyd. That's Shay Laren. She's hot too.
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Darbhinder
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Don't stroke out.
She's prolific, to say the least.
So, Krystal Boyd had a very prolific porn career. I think many of her performances were with her boyfriend. Apparently, she got a STD and she freaked out. I sort of assumed STDs were an occupational risk. She leaves the industry at he height of her popularity. I think she hooks up with a new boyfriend and wound up in Phuket. She ends up getting extensive facial plastic surgery to the point of being unrecognizable. Her face was perfect. I don't understand why she got plastic surgery. Was she trying to change her identity? It was heartbreaking how awful she looked.She started living an apparently normal life. I saw some pictures from Russia. No nude shots. Just typical Instagram stuff. She had a baby. She posted photos of typical mommy things. Recently, her swelling from the surgery appears to be finally resolving because her former appearance is showing through a bit and she seems happier in her photos. Its hard to tell, but I don't think she's had breast augmentation, which is good. Her tits were a perfect handful. I just find the real, human stories of pornstars interesting and Krystal was one of my favorites.
