Knock knock

[T.H. Oughts]

*deepens voice* Me too... go on, give him a lapdance

Ok ok, but that will be 20 billion USA $ put directly into my USA account. Also all your offshore investments and stocks. Plus heathcare and medical benifits for my 8 kids and my great grandmother for the rest of their lives...

Not forgetting a LARGE donation to Kiwiwolfs "Fuck the Ducklings" fund.

 

[christophe]

I remember morning wood... I experienced it once...'83 I think it was...

Drives me nuts the bugger is up 1/2 an hour before I am...no wonder I am so tired all the time

 

[Starblayde]

well nothing more than getting in tune with myself and nature......


kinda like that ole song " I am swinging in the rain....just swinging in the rain"

or that other old song. "Do your balls hang low, can you swing 'em to and fro. Can you tie 'em in a not, can you tie 'em in a bow? can you sling them over your shoulder like a military soldier, do your balls hang low?"

 

[kiwiwolf]

Ok ok, but that will be 20 billion USA $ put directly into my USA account. Also all your offshore investments and stocks. Plus heathcare and medical benifits for my 8 kids and my great grandmother for the rest of their lives...

Not forgetting a LARGE donation to Kiwiwolfs "Fuck the Ducklings" fund.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I'm getting Jessica Rabbit and a teepee inked in on Thursday so Friday would be better if that is cool with you...?

Ok, your people ring my people and we will do lunch also.....

* Has visions of our youngest munchkins on the telephone making our lunch reservations, lol*

 

[Starblayde]

Ok ok, but that will be 20 billion USA $ put directly into my USA account. Also all your offshore investments and stocks. Plus heathcare and medical benifits for my 8 kids and my great grandmother for the rest of their lives...

Not forgetting a LARGE donation to Kiwiwolfs "Fuck the Ducklings" fund.

The cheque is in the mail... will that do you?

Oh and i won't donate to the 'Fuck the Ducklings' fund, i'll just form my own rag-tag band of commandos to take them down

 

[christophe]

or that other old song. "Do your balls hang low, can you swing 'em to and fro. Can you tie 'em in a not, can you tie 'em in a bow? can you sling them over your shoulder like a military soldier, do your balls hang low?"

Actulally I saw a case like this at the hospital a couple weeks ago...his nuts were "tied in a bow" and required emergency surgery...I had to get up at 230am.....always take care of ping and pong

 

[kiwiwolf]

Ok, your people ring my people and we will do lunch also.....

* Has visions of our youngest munchkins on the telephone making our lunch reservations, lol*

Jamie can ring you... she wants to come and see me get Jessica done... a partner for Taz if you know what I mean... you still up for the photography...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Drives me nuts the bugger is up 1/2 an hour before I am...no wonder I am so tired all the time

So how BIG is that think if it drains that much blood in a stiff breeze?????

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Jamie can ring you... she wants to come and see me get Jessica done... a partner for Taz if you know what I mean... you still up for the photography...

Does this mean I get to see your hairy butt again?????? Promise to take the shot with my eyes closed

 

[christophe]

well lets put it this way...I cant donate blood...I need every drop

 

[kiwiwolf]

Does this mean I get to see your hairy butt again?????? Promise to take the shot with my eyes closed

If you ask nicely I'll shave my ass first... There is a chainsaw I can borrow...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

The cheque is in the mail... will that do you?

Darlin I own an export company that exports to 7 different countries around the world..... what do you think my answer is gonna be???????

 

[Starblayde]

Darlin I own an export company that exports to 7 different countries around the world..... what do you think my answer is gonna be???????

um..... yes?

 

[christophe]

If you ask nicely I'll shave my ass first... There is a chainsaw I can borrow...

glad I am not the only one!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

well lets put it this way...I cant donate blood...I need every drop

Hot dang!!!!!!! We want photos!!!!!!

Not of you donating blood either...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

um..... yes?

Ahhh so young and so much to learn....

 

[christophe]

Hot dang!!!!!!! We want photos!!!!!!

Not of you donating blood either...

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[T.H. Oughts]

There is a chainsaw I can borrow...

Wimp!! Pluck the stuff, one by one

 

[christophe]

well kids its off to prepare for another grueling day of blood and guts...hope you all have fun...play nice!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

well kids its off to prepare for another grueling day of blood and guts...hope you all have fun...play nice!

Have a great day man with cock so large he can not give blood.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Wimp!! Pluck the stuff, one by one

Bugger off... tattoos and piercings I can handle but plucking???... pluck no!!!

 

[Starblayde]

if that starts 'Pluckisms' you can bet my rag-tag band of commandos are going to have two missions.....

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Bugger off... tattoos and piercings I can handle but plucking???... pluck no!!!

How about a thick layer of hot wax?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

if that starts 'Pluckisms' you can bet my rag-tag band of commandos are going to have two missions.....

I was gonna be cute and write you a poem with the word "Pluckisms", but nothing works with it