Knock Knock!

[Tryharder62]

Who's there?????

 

[Mockingjay]

Wind, perhaps.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I wondered when you two would hook up.

 

[Mockingjay]

I wondered when you two would hook up.

That would be incest.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

That would be incest.

Masturbation...

 

[Tryharder62]

Come Fairies, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame! - Yeats

 

[Mockingjay]

Masturbation...

You might be willing to take the position, go ahead.

Come Fairies, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame! - Yeats

"I don’t believe in fairies!" (5x)

 

[KingOrfeo]

Who's there?????

Banana!

 

[Tryharder62]

Banana who!!

 

[Tryharder62]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d07MuHl4tBk/TSEvRsv9OsI/AAAAAAAAAqQ/FDCqP2qNW0g/s1600/banana-knock-knock-joke.jpg

 

[Mockingjay]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d07MuHl4tBk/TSEvRsv9OsI/AAAAAAAAAqQ/FDCqP2qNW0g/s1600/banana-knock-knock-joke.jpg

Got more jokes?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Got more jokes?

This lady walked into a bar, and she asked the bartender for a double entendre.

So he gave her one!

 

[Mockingjay]

http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/279078iF57B2F84025C0789/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

My brain went further than the intended meaning...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

who's there???

 

[subdued_passion]

who's there???

*BAM*

*mutters* Next time you'll ask before you open the door.

 

[Tryharder62]

We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney

 

[Guillotine]

Interrupting cow.


Interrupting cow wh-


MOO!

 

[Tryharder62]

Interrupting cow.


Interrupting cow wh-


MOO!

Moo MOO buckaroo!!!!!

 

[Tryharder62]

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? ~Author Unknown

 

[Mockingjay]

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? ~Author Unknown

Unless she sucked another cow's tits...

 

[Tryharder62]

http://data.earthli.com/news/attachments/entry/2967/cow1.jpeg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Ivana Ivana who? Ivana hump your brains out!

Oh that's so bad, I put it in quotes.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Who's there?????

Little Old Lady!

 

[Tryharder62]

Little Old Lady who?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Little Old Lady who?

Hey, I didn't know you could yodel!