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[FataMorgana]

There is no TV that isn't crap.

All crap meant to sell you crap.

You're dead right, I just ordered a sexy priest on ebay.

 

[jaF0]

toejam just outed herse'f as worstone4ever.

 

[SophieUK]

You're dead right, I just ordered a sexy priest on ebay.

What’s the lead time ?

 

[jaF0]

What’s the lead time ?

5 to 15 years, then Probation.

 

[hobbit.]

Its a fantasy all right. one designed to make the papist church look nice and cuddly.

The actual reality is that papist priests are more at home raping young children, while the nuns lock unmarried mothers up in laundries and bury their off spring in umarked graves.

A true religion of love.

Fish on Friday anyone?

 

[FataMorgana]

Its a fantasy all right. one designed to make the papist church look nice and cuddly.

The actual reality is that papist priests are more at home raping young children, while the nuns lock unmarried mothers up in laundries and bury their off spring in umarked graves.

A true religion of love.

Fish on Friday anyone?

WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?

 

[hobbit.]

WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?

I thought it would add to the fantasy, being arse raped by a priest, while held down by a nun, then forced oral on a bishop while being anal creamed pie cleansed by a nun?

 

[hobbit.]

then being dragged through the courts for years by the establishment , being excommunicated and finaly burnt at the stake for hearasy. (after the witchcraft trial obvs!)

 

[FataMorgana]

I thought it would add to the fantasy, being arse raped by a priest, while held down by a nun, then forced oral on a bishop while being anal creamed pie cleansed by a nun?

Ugh. Only if it's Stinking Bishop.

I have never encountered a hot priest. As a kid our priest was a tall hawk of a man who was terrifying and if he caught any of us talking in Mass he'd hurl his stick at you. He was exceptionally terrifying in confession, very accusatory and barked questions. I stopped going in my teens I think, hated it. The last priest I had owt to do with buried my dad and he was a bit of prick. He kept making this funny noise at the back of his throat during the requiem mass, I suspect he was possessed. His name was Father Higgins and was very offended when I asked if he was Irish. Cunt.

Nuns are horrible.

 

[FataMorgana]

I have a priest thread on here somewhere...

 

[hobbit.]

I have a priest thread on here somewhere...

Would make for awesome role play - if B+Q was open to get the tree stake and parrafin

my most recent dealings with several of them have been in their dual role as chairs of school governors - everyone has been a 'grade A' lunatic.

had a good CV work out at a papist funeral for a friend a couple of years back.

Carry on with your filthy, disgusting, immoral posts - which will surely see you burn in hell. (unless a spit roast is more your thing)

 

[girlsmiley]

I watched the whole thing. What a laugh.

Some very funny moments.

 

[FataMorgana]

I watched the whole thing. What a laugh.

Some very funny moments.

She's hilarious isn't she. Have you done both seasons?

 

[girlsmiley]

We were in fits during some parts.

Did you know she has that wall of dicks in her house?

 

[girlsmiley]

Both seasons, yep. Too funny I could not stop watching.

 

[FataMorgana]

We were in fits during some parts.

Did you know she has that wall of dicks in her house?

Yeah I saw that on Graham Norton, he said it was like a fucked up giant mug tree!

 

[girlsmiley]

Yeah I saw that on Graham Norton, he said it was like a fucked up giant mug tree!

I don't want to say too much but the part when they go back to see Antony at the hairdressers. Get the reference out of the bin and unfold it and it's the exact same haircut. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. I actually yelled FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Brilliant.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I couldn't stop watching the first season, I have yet to start the second. Got it in the queue bank.

It slapped hard, though. The way Phoebe breaks the fourth wall to bring you into her life is brilliant. Not just for the general narration bits, but for the blink-and-you-missed-it parts where she just glances at you with her eyes and smirks at something someone does for a bit and I'm on the floor howling.

 

[FataMorgana]

I couldn't stop watching the first season, I have yet to start the second. Got it in the queue bank.

It slapped hard, though. The way Phoebe breaks the fourth wall to bring you into her life is brilliant. Not just for the general narration bits, but for the blink-and-you-missed-it parts where she just glances at you with her eyes and smirks at something someone does for a bit and I'm on the floor howling.

Exactly, that whole looking at the camera thing usually annoys me. Up til this I could only tolerate it with Oliver Hardy!

You'll love season 2.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Love how mortified Andrew Scott gets when Paloma Faith "confesses" on the Graham Norton Show. So sweet

 

[FataMorgana]

Love how mortified Andrew Scott gets when Paloma Faith "confesses" on the Graham Norton Show. So sweet

Ha! That's brilliant.

 

[hobbit.]

Have you done both seasons?

its SERIES!!! for fucks sake! SERIES!!! fucking I-Player is lost on people who call SERIES 'season' Get a fucking grip!

Creosote fumes getting to ya? God has a way of repaying sinners who damage his environment. neither God nor Greata will be pleased. The Dimblebys will be fucked off at you aswel. JEZABEL! .

 

[hogjack]

The Priest...total tease.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Loved it. Especially how he misses her when she’s “with” us.

 

[Sean]

There is no TV that isn't crap.

All crap meant to sell you crap.

No adverts on the BBC, dimbulb.