Klingons in the White House!

[3113]

No self respecting Klingon would delve into American politics at any level.

Any true Star Trek fan would know that the current White House is more like the Romulan High Senate than any other government in the Alpha Quadrant.

Banging head against the table. Curse you, Rob! See what you've done? There's no stopping it now. Like the Genesis Program, these comparisons between Trek and the White House will take over the entire forum!!

(Screaming at the ceiling) ROOOOOBBBBB!

 

[scriptordelecto]

Resistance is futile...you will be assemilated!

Or as Bush would say it, "Resitsdance is flutale...you people'er gonna get assmailed no matter what."

Great dialogue Tom! You should be a writer or something!

 

[kendo1]

*Bush exits stage left*
Oops! That's the cupboard.

 

[rgraham666]

Banging head against the table. Curse you, Rob! See what you've done? There's no stopping it now. Like the Genesis Program, these comparisons between Trek and the White House will take over the entire forum!!

(Screaming at the ceiling) ROOOOOBBBBB!

Aren't you glad I didn't start using Babylon 5 references?

Oh wait. I think I will.

The parallels between John Clarke and the current administration are eerie. At least so far the suggestion that people that oppose them are traitors have been sotto voce for the most part.

But if 'Traitors Can't Hide!' posters start going up, I'm joining the Elek-sha.

 

[SeaCat]

Oh come now.

What is going on in Washington is more lke "When Mars Attacks" than anything else. (Eep Eep Urk Eep)

Besides if a lingon were to visit Washington now he would hve to kill himself because he had shit himself laughing.

Personally I think it is all a holdover from old D.C. We now get to see just what happens when you build over a swamp. Stange things crawl out of the dark corners.

Cat

 

[3113]

But if 'Traitors Can't Hide!' posters start going up, I'm joining the Elek-sha.

Pilot: Captain, that Babylon 5 reference just increased the pull of the Geek Wormhole. It's now at a level five!

Science: Level five is critical, Captain. I don't know if we've any chance of pulling out of it.

Captain: I will NOT let this forum be swallowed up by that wormhole. Engineering! How are we doing?

Engineering: I dunno if the Engines will hold, Capt'n. We're givin' ya all we've got.

Captain: Well give me more, Damnit!

Pilot: I'm doing my best to keep the thread on track, but more and more geeky posters are chiming in, Captain.....

Science: Yes, and with each one the Nerd level is steadily rising. From classic Trek through Star Wars to Next-Gen Trek and now Babylon 5. If it goes any further, say, into Battlestar Galactica or Star Gate--

Captain: Don't even think it! That wouldn't merely doom the Author's Hangout...it's take the whole of Literotica! Come on, people! Think of something. There must be a way to escape this ever increasing blackhole of dorkiness!

 

[Guest]

Pilot: Captain, that Babylon 5 reference just increased the pull of the Geek Wormhole. It's now at a level five!

Science: Level five is critical, Captain. I don't know if we've any chance of pulling out of it.

Captain: I will NOT let this forum be swallowed up by that wormhole. Engineering! How are we doing?

Engineering: I dunno if the Engines will hold, Capt'n. We're givin' ya all we've got.

Captain: Well give me more, Damnit!

Pilot: I'm doing my best to keep the thread on track, but more and more geeky posters are chiming in, Captain.....

Science: Yes, and with each one the Nerd level is steadily rising. From classic Trek through Star Wars to Next-Gen Trek and now Babylon 5. If it goes any further, say, into Battlestar Galactica or Star Gate--

Captain: Don't even think it! That wouldn't merely doom the Author's Hangout...it's take the whole of Literotica! Come on, people! Think of something. There must be a way to escape this ever increasing blackhole of dorkiness!

Reverse the polarity.

 

[R. Richard]

Quote:
Klingons in the White House

Rep. David Wu (D-Ore.) captured the award for nuttiest speech of the new Congress when he delivered this statement on the floor of Congress:

"This president has listened to some people, the so-called Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But you know, unlike the Vulcans of Star Trek who made the decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren't Vulcans. There are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real Klingons of Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own. Don't let faux Klingons send real Americans to war."

Rep. David Wu (D-Ore.) has obviously been beamed up by Scotty one too many times.

 

[Guest]

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[Avagadro]

Can they think without a brain?

Yes. Exactly. That's what Bush-Bots are all about - Let the phoney cowboy do all their "thinking" for them. The problem is, Bush and his croneys have no idea what a thought is.

Thoughts occur in people who have brains!

 

[scriptordelecto]

Thoughts occur in people who have brains!

Which pretty much rules out the whole DC area