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kiwiwolf said:
Damn baby. Thank you. I don't know what to say. This is more than a little unexpected. Thanks hon. :kiss: :heart:
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You are more than welcum baby. Now if there's anything else I can do for you.... just holler.... :D :devil:
 
kjtatts said:
You are more than welcum baby. Now if there's anything else I can do for you.... just holler.... :D :devil:
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Just holler eh? Now that you mention it..... :devil: HOLLER!!!!
 
kiwiwolf said:
Unfortunately I only have fur... but I can get hold of a paddle. :devil:
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Mmmmm..... and what nice fur you have.......



oooooops... you meant the cuffs? :eek:
 
kiwiwolf said:
You can never have too much KY Warming gel babe. :devil:
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I heard only sexual deviants have that much KY warming gel..... is this true, Mr Wolf sir?
 
kjtatts said:
I heard only sexual deviants have that much KY warming gel..... is this true, Mr Wolf sir?
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Erm... ahh... *looks sureptitiously over his shoulder* define deviant.:D
 
kjtatts said:
Holy fuck, you have me grinning from ear to ear! LOL :D

That is a brilliant pick up line, one that would have me lusting for it in a split second!!

My only question is, would you rather I drop to my knees then and there or spin around and drop my knickers?

:D :devil:
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I try to leave people with a smile! :D

Yay! I finally found a lady who appreciates the finer points of a pick up line, mainly a compliment followed by a simplistic question. No beating around the bush here and nothing sappy like angels falling from heaven! Bleh! :p

For the sake of mutual enjoyment (I wouldn't want to be greedy and keep all of the pleasure to myself) I think you should spin around and drop your knickers. That way I can also spank that ass of yours, making it blush at the thought of the scene that is about to transpire! :devil:
 
kiwiwolf said:
Open wide and say... aaaaarrrggggggggghhhhh
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*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........slurp*


:p
 
river_fc said:
I try to leave people with a smile! :D

Yay! I finally found a lady who appreciates the finer points of a pick up line, mainly a compliment followed by a simplistic question.
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I agree... my favourite has always been... "Nice tits. Wanna fuck?"
 
river_fc said:
I try to leave people with a smile! :D

Yay! I finally found a lady who appreciates the finer points of a pick up line, mainly a compliment followed by a simplistic question. No beating around the bush here and nothing sappy like angels falling from heaven! Bleh! :p

For the sake of mutual enjoyment (I wouldn't want to be greedy and keep all of the pleasure to myself) I think you should spin around and drop your knickers. That way I can also spank that ass of yours, making it blush at the thought of the scene that is about to transpire! :devil:
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;) Notice I changed my AV after your last post? hehehehe! :devil:
 
kjtatts said:
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........slurp*


:p
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LMAO... love your style baby... now on your knees. :devil:
 
kiwiwolf said:
I agree... my favourite has always been... "Nice tits. Wanna fuck?"
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Simple, yet effective!
And in the case of KJ, the compliment portion is actually the truth!
 
kjtatts said:
or in my case... "Nice face, can I ride it?" :D
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For you hon, moustache rides will always be free.

And my other line would have to be... "Your face or mine?"
 
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