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kiwiwolf said:
Wanna bet? :devil:


At the moment my puter is undergoing open case surgery to remove the mother in law of all viruses. This message comes to you courtesy of Mrs Oughts puter and the letter F.
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Big licks and thanks to Mrs Oughts. :)

Some words that begin with the letter 'F':


frollic
frantic
fuck
fucking
fucked
fun
frenzy
frisky
foreskin
fornicate
floor
flog
flesh
fist
full
finger
feel
facial....


http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//happy/wink.gif
 
iioopp said:
He said say: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRGGGGGGGGG not aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggg.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Even though what he told you say made you sound in pain. :eek:
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Pain is good.... so is KW. :devil:
 
kiwiwolf said:
At the moment my puter is undergoing open case surgery to remove the mother in law of all viruses. This message comes to you courtesy of Mrs Oughts puter and the letter F.
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I can sympathise. My PC was out of commission for over a month until I had replaced the video card, then mother board, memory and CPU. Then a second CPU ('cause I fucked up and bent the pins on the first one.)

Of course, now it goes like fuck! (2.8g P4, 1gb RAM, 235mb AGP 8x video)

So the boys are happy, they can play all their games at full tilt!
 
iioopp said:
Does anyone have any clubs or a comedy golf uniform I can borrow?
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I have whips, vibrators, love balls, collars, ropes, wax.... but no clubs or golf uniforms.


sorry.
 
kjtatts said:
I have whips, vibrators, love balls, collars, ropes, wax.... but no clubs or golf uniforms.


sorry.
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Damn :(

love balls, now can they be used as golf balls?

Maybe if you had an horse vibrator that could be used as a club.
 
iioopp said:
love balls, now can they be used as golf balls?
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Just don't forget the little things you rest your balls on before you whack off.
 
What about the horse thing?

And for an hat I could use panties maybe, you got any pink flowery ones? All my own are one colour (I dont think males go for pattered).

If not ill have to get some kind of hat. Visor or no Visor.
 
iioopp said:
What about the horse thing?

And for an hat I could use panties maybe, you got any pink flowery ones? All my own are one colour (I dont think males go for pattered).

If not ill have to get some kind of hat. Visor or no Visor.
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LOL.. no I don't have a horse thing...
... no I don't have pink flowery knickers....


I think you'll need a visor. You'll wanna keep some of that sun off your face.
 
FungiUg said:
Just don't forget the little things you rest your balls on before you whack off.
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Tees, anyone got a small butt plug thats flat at both ends or are they all rounded?

Well I cant stick a real tee in the cars bonnet. Wonder where a golfing shop is o__O wonder what they suggest.
 
FungiUg said:
I'm planning on buying a crop for my lover. She gets the crop, I get the flogger. :D
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I used to ride horses alot.... I still have some gear... ;)
 
Love women who like their horses :D

Those tight trousers and the outfit :devil:
 
Kirkwuk said:
Love women who like their horses :D

Those tight trousers and the outfit :devil:
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LOL I have an action photo of me & some of my horses somewhere... (I was about 17) LOL :D
 
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