kitty

[makemecumloudly]

Where are you this morning? I need to rub my golden rod between your hills of magnifigant mamories.

 

[Bidin~Time]

A true and informed ruler would know kitty is rarely awake this time of day.

 

[makemecumloudly]

Listen maker of the meatloaf, she'll do as I say. It is time for her to drag that ass from the sack.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Listen maker of the meatloaf, she'll do as I say. It is time for her to drag that ass from the sack.

Maybe a royal proclamation is in order, not that she'll listen.

You know how kitties can be

 

[makemecumloudly]

She is going to miss her scheduled annointing. I am a busy king and have no patience for delays.

 

[honeylick]

kitty, he's wavin' his wang around for you again.

 

[makemecumloudly]

again? No, this will be the first time. Or would have been that is. She lost her appointment time to another. I am going to need about an hour to recover but that poor lass I just annointed will need days.

 

[Bidin~Time]

again? No, this will be the first time. Or would have been that is. She lost her appointment time to another. I am going to need about an hour to recover but that poor lass I just annointed will need days.

It so refreshing to see thread where all the posters don't have huge egos.

The one that's here has enough ego for all of us.

 

[makemecumloudly]

It so refreshing to see thread where all the posters don't have huge egos.

The one that's here has enough ego for all of us.

keep it up and your time will be declared null and void.

 

[Bidin~Time]

keep it up and your time will be declared null and void.

oh wait....that was threat not an incentive, wasn't it?

 

[makemecumloudly]

oh wait....that was threat not an incentive, wasn't it?

either way, you've just ended your chances to be given the royal treatment.

 

[honeylick]

emi, i can see you are broken up over that.

cmere, and i'll give you some honeylove.

 

[Bidin~Time]

either way, you've just ended your chances to be given the royal treatment.

Your loss my friend. High quality sarcasm containing a lead in to make you look good is hard to come by ya know.

 

[makemecumloudly]

emi, i can see you are broken up over that.

cmere, and i'll give you some honeylove.

alas my number two chickadee, I was merely playing hard to get. Her meatloaf gave me heartburn last night.

 

[Bidin~Time]

emi, i can see you are broken up over that.

cmere, and i'll give you some honeylove.

ty honey

*lower lip quivering for effect*

make him stop bein mean to me

 

[makemecumloudly]

ty honey

*lower lip quivering for effect*

make him stop bein mean to me

that will be later. my notes include something about gags, nipple clamps, and lots of hair pulling.

 

[Bidin~Time]

that will be later. my notes include something about gags, nipple clamps, and lots of hair pulling.

Don't tease you evil despot.

It's impolite.

 

[makemecumloudly]

Don't tease you evil despot.

It's impolite.

only following what my vast servants told me. The tease has not started yet.

 

[Bidin~Time]

only following what my vast servants told me. The tease has not started yet.

Where's Dudley when I need him??

 

[makemecumloudly]

Where's Dudley when I need him??

I had him killed. He tried to climb on one of my maids.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I had him killed. He tried to climb on one of my maids.

And what of Sweet Sue??

 

[makemecumloudly]

And what of Sweet Sue??

she's got the 9pm shift at the local Golden Cockarches.

 

[k¡tty]

Where are you this morning? I need to rub my golden rod between your hills of magnifigant mamories.

I wouldn't advise that you attempt that.

 

[QuickDuck]

ok i have to ask... who is this dickhead?

 

[makemecumloudly]

Re: Re: kitty

I wouldn't advise that you attempt that.

who died and made you king?

(me, if I dont behave)