Kittens on the Rampage

[SeaCat]

Well tonight my wife decided it was high time to get rid of the fleas on the kittens. She had everything ready for the assault. A tub with warm water, large plastic cups to douse the kittens with. Flea shampoo just for kittens. Large fluffy towels. (Hey why don't I get those?)

One by one she caught them and carried them to their own version of hell. One by one she carried these wet and traumatised little furmonsters out to me to be dried and kept warm. (There is nothing as pathetic looking as a soaking wet kitten.)

Well now the kittens are dry and warm. Oh hell not only are they dry and warm they are wound up and intent on revenge. The little Dust Bunnies of Destruction are tearing around this place like Pre-Teen Girls heading for a boy band concert. Yowls, howls and exposed teeth and claws as they bounce off the walls attacking everything that looks like it might even think of moving. (I have paw prints on my monitor from one of them attacking the cursor.)

The adult cats have of course wisely found hiding places well above the plane of attack.

Cat

 

[Selena_Kitt]

The little Dust Bunnies of Destruction are tearing around this place like Pre-Teen Girls heading for a boy band concert.

LOL!!!! This one got me... still laughing... great image!

 

[RomanticLass73]

The adult cats have of course wisely found hiding places well above the plane of attack.

Cat

Doncha wish there was a perch high enough for you to sit on?

 

[SeaCat]

Doncha wish there was a perch high enough for you to sit on?

You better believe it. My ankles are well perforated.

I think their shields are up. One of them just slid through the living room on it's belly, crashed into a wall, hopped up and kept going.

Cat

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

The little Dust Bunnies of Destruction are tearing around this place like Pre-Teen Girls heading for a boy band concert. Yowls, howls and exposed teeth and claws as they bounce off the walls attacking everything that looks like it might even think of moving. (I have paw prints on my monitor from one of them attacking the cursor.)

Cat

You mean like this?

http://bestsmileys.com/cats2/19.gif

Or is this more like it?
http://bestsmileys.com/cats1/6.gif

Rumple Foreskin

 

[RomanticLass73]

You mean like this?

http://bestsmileys.com/cats2/19.gif

Or is this more like it?
http://bestsmileys.com/cats1/6.gif

Rumple Foreskin

OMG Those are awesome!!!!!!! I think I'm gonna hafta adopt the top kitty.... you don't mind, do you Rumple?

 

[Aurora Black]

(I have paw prints on my monitor from one of them attacking the cursor.)

That is SO sweet!

 

[Guest]

Cat -

Terrific kitten adventures - and you describe it so well!

 

[3113]

Ah-hem! Where are the pictures?

 

[fifty5]

I knew there was a reason I have dogs...

Yeah, they don't like baths either (rolling in muddy puddles or jumping in the canal is apparently different from their pov), but apart from drenching us when they shake, the only reproach is the look in their eyes...

 

[SeaCat]

Ah-hem! Where are the pictures?

I'll have to take some more.

Why you want a little Calico? Or Maybe Momma Critter? (She with the thumbs.)

All are Litter Box trained and loving. It's just that Critter doesn't get along with our other two cats, and we don't need this many cats. (Magellin, the black and white male stays, or so says my wife.)

Cat

 

[Guest]

I'll have to take some more.

Why you want a little Calico? Or Maybe Momma Critter? (She with the thumbs.)

All are Litter Box trained and loving. It's just that Critter doesn't get along with our other two cats, and we don't need this many cats. (Magellin, the black and white male stays, or so says my wife.)

Cat

Oh, wish we could, Cat.

 

[blackhaus7]

Oh, wish we could, Cat.

Hell, you only have, what, eight?

 

[SeaCat]

Cat -

Terrific kitten adventures - and you describe it so well!

About five mintues ago Magellin, the black and white male, clawed his way up onto my chair. (Okay so I had to help him a little.) He climbed into my lap and promptly stretched out and fell asleep.

He is the runt of the litter, and yet he is the most adventurist. (Hence his name.) I have found him curld up with both of our other adult cats in the middle of the night. He is also the one who will ot only climb up onto our bed during the night but will find a spot on one of our pillows, or on us to sleep. (The others will climb up onto the bed, and even sleep there but never that close to us.)

Cat

 

[Guest]

Hell, you only have, what, eight?

And we love each and every furry bundle.

But 8, yeah. Since the knuckleheads got snipped there won't be 9, unless it is our choice.

 

[Guest]

About five mintues ago Magellin, the black and white male, clawed his way up onto my chair. (Okay so I had to help him a little.) He climbed into my lap and promptly stretched out and fell asleep.

He is the runt of the litter, and yet he is the most adventurist. (Hence his name.) I have found him curld up with both of our other adult cats in the middle of the night. He is also the one who will ot only climb up onto our bed during the night but will find a spot on one of our pillows, or on us to sleep. (The others will climb up onto the bed, and even sleep there but never that close to us.)

Cat

He's a keeper - that's wonderful, Cat.

 

[3113]

Dude, I've already fallen for the one with the half-black "mask" of a face there. if you can figure out a way to ship him/her to California, I'll take him/her off your hands.

 

[rgraham666]

Don't know how I missed this earlier.

But chuckling and smiling big.

 

[rgraham666]

Oh wait. it's past midnight so today is now yesterday. Or something like that.

Mildly drunbk, so I got confused.